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01-02-19, 10:30 AM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
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14-02-19, 12:00 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
I saw some second hand playing cards for sale at a Casino, I ordered them but after two weeks they had not been delivered - anyway when I phoned the Casino they said they were still dealing with my order..........
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14-02-19, 12:43 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Groooooan! Lol
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17-02-19, 04:54 AM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
i knew it was going to be a bad day.
I rear ended a car this morning... The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!! He looked up at me and said "I am NOT Happy!" So I said, "Well, which one ARE you then?" That's how the fight started...
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17-02-19, 10:09 AM
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I was annoyed by my wife continually nagging me to stop impersonating a Flamingo, in the end I had to put my foot down !
I recently saw an article on sheepdogs, I found out that deaf sheepdogs are hard to come by.
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17-02-19, 05:39 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Took me a moment to get that last one.
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17-02-19, 07:44 PM
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Don't give a sheepdog jelly or it'll end up with the colliewobbles.
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28-02-19, 04:39 PM
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A guide was advising visitors to Yosemite park about the dangers of grizzly bears. He said the people who go into the woods are normally too quiet and if a bear does not hear you approach and you startle it they can turn nasty, so it is best to let them know you are around. Told the visitors that the best way was to buy some of the ankle bracelets with little bells on from gift shop, and also keep you eyes out for grizzly droppings, a visitor asked how you know they are grizzly droppings, the guide said 'most times they are the ones with little bells in them'.......
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09-03-19, 09:30 AM
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Take one letter from an album title and you get...
https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2018/08/24...ely-ingenious/ |
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