GM chit chat thread

No she hasn't but I have, the consequences of which would be like picking a lock with a bit of rope!

[DJ123]

Originally Posted by Thunderace

No she hasn't but I have, the consequences of which would be like picking a lock with a shoe string!

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Originally Posted by daddyjob

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Cheers mate!

Originally Posted by Thunderace

No she hasn't but I have, the consequences of which would be like picking a lock with a bit of rope!

Why men should be aloud to sleep around and women shouldn't..............

If you have a key that fits every lock, it's a master key.

If you have a lock that can be opened by any key, it's a crap lock!

Originally Posted by Thunderace

Your TA, stabs don't count!

Why? Are they Innumerate?

Originally Posted by ClunkintheUK

Why? Are they Innumerate?

I'm sure they can count, they just hold little value for the forces, never had an issue with the TA until this summer, having worked with them for 6 months I have found them to be lazy, badly trained, and generally not fit for task, simple MATTs stump them, and there physical ability is laughable, woe betide this nation when they become the bulk of our defensive capability!

{Facepalm} It's the way i tell 'em.

[Fallout]

He got it mate, I'm sure. He just brushed your joke aside in favour of a spleen vent. The rude ******* he is!!!

Nathan, I'll protect you if we're invaded.

Originally Posted by Fallout

He got it mate, I'm sure. He just brushed your joke aside in favour of a spleen vent. The rude ******* he is!!!

Nathan, I'll protect you if we're invaded.

I'll provide the transport!

[DJ123]

i'll plan the route