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31-01-12, 10:07 PM
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My Sat Nav's broken as there's:-
No line on the horizon. and it takes 'One':- Mysterious Ways.
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31-01-12, 10:52 PM
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05-02-12, 12:53 AM
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What kind of key opens every lock?
A Pikey
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05-02-12, 08:49 PM
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The American guy done good
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05-02-12, 09:46 PM
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Where do you find a legless tortoise?
Exactly where you left it. |
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05-02-12, 09:48 PM
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Wife says to husband 'Fred what are you doing today?' he replies 'nothing' she says 'but you did nothing yesterday' 'I know, but I didn't finish it'
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06-02-12, 08:06 PM
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"I want to move in with her, but she has three cats and I'm allergic!"
"Have you considered seeing a doctor?" "Man, if I was seeing a doctor do you think I'd still be with psycho cat lady?" ---- "I never have sex on the first date!" "How about the last date?" |
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06-02-12, 10:15 PM
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A nice clean joke...because Viney told us off.
As a child I watched Mary Poppins so many times that I suffered from a condition with my sight. Umdiddleiddleiddleumdiddle Eye. |
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