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on Sunday, Bloody Sunday
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RIP Reeder 20/07/1988 - 21/03/2012. Always missed squire!!! Every year we meet old friends, gain some new ones, lose old ones and you always remember them all. “Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.” Mahatma Gandhi |
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My Sat Nav's broken as there's:-
No line on the horizon. and it takes 'One':- Mysterious Ways.
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SK9 Sport Black Delkevic can. Non arbores caesa suum mittere nuntius, sed magnum numerum electrons uehementissime incommo. Last edited by Shawthing; 31-01-12 at 10:36 PM. |
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What kind of key opens every lock?
A Pikey
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...Bill "The Mountains are calling and I must go" Last edited by BanannaMan; 06-02-12 at 04:14 AM. Reason: spelling |
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The American guy done good
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RIP Reeder 20/07/1988 - 21/03/2012 - You were awesome Cbf600, sv650, sv1000, gsxr 750 srad, KTM adventure 950, gsxr 750 k1, gsxr 750 srad, fazer 1000, zx9r ninja.. |
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Where do you find a legless tortoise?
Exactly where you left it. |
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Wife says to husband 'Fred what are you doing today?' he replies 'nothing' she says 'but you did nothing yesterday' 'I know, but I didn't finish it'
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"I want to move in with her, but she has three cats and I'm allergic!"
"Have you considered seeing a doctor?" "Man, if I was seeing a doctor do you think I'd still be with psycho cat lady?" ---- "I never have sex on the first date!" "How about the last date?" |
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A nice clean joke...because Viney told us off.
As a child I watched Mary Poppins so many times that I suffered from a condition with my sight. Umdiddleiddleiddleumdiddle Eye. |
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