AR09 anyone going?

[Paul the 6th]

Originally Posted by davepreston

touch my knee, i kill you - only if you can catch me
hide my chruches. i nick your bike - what if the crutches are for a silly kneedown picture?
take the **** to much, i find out where you live - too late, the devil makes work for idle thumbs
the first moaning git about my drinking habits, gets abused forever/ knocked out - I will be recording everything on video
the first to get me drunk, goes into the history books - I'd better bring the picco rosso with me... It's about 500% proof.
pt6th the last one will not be you as your as soft as a southerner in the drinking department and well lets be honest your fat - see picture below
that is all
p.s any questions refer to the last quote of my sig thankyou

I'm gonna stop calling you a cripple now dave, I'll even stop making reference to blue badges for parking right outside the shop etc... But I thought you might be interested in this: http://www.bwra.co.uk/ (BRITISH WHEEL CHAIR RACING ASSOCIATION) - Obviously you're gonna be off the road for a little while but atleast you can still make a nuisance of yourself on wheels this way



love ya big boy xx

Originally Posted by davepreston

the first to get me drunk, goes into the history books
pt6th the last one will not be you as your as soft as a southerner in the drinking department and well lets be honest your fat
that is all

dont under estimate him - i had the worst hangover of my life after going out with him

Originally Posted by Graciepants

dont under estimate him - i had the worst hangover of my life after going out with him

that was from his constant whineing (luv ya too big boy)

richie i know your an evil git (yet loveable rouge some may say) but unfortunatly due to me actually knowing you , you would hide my crutches and "accidentally" slap my knee but you would also get me ****ed and carry me back to me tent when you forgot where ya put them
so it will in someway detract form the ar your nonattendance
ya big softy ya

[Richie]

Originally Posted by davepreston

that was from his constant whineing (luv ya too big boy)

richie i know your an evil git (yet loveable rouge some may say) but unfortunatly due to me actually knowing you , you would hide my crutches and "accidentally" slap my knee but you would also get me ****ed and carry me back to me tent when you forgot where ya put them
so it will in someway detract form the ar your nonattendance
ya big softy ya

Goodness me, You know me too well

[Quiff Wichard]

I and only I am Richies wiiifee

[Richie]

XXX's Dave.

[ophic]

well there's 2 contenders for a 3-and-a-half legged race going already - any more want to enter?

Originally Posted by ophic

well there's 2 contenders for a 3-and-a-half legged race going already - any more want to enter?

stand by baldy stand by

[ophic]

what goes click click ouch, click click ouch?

punchline at this year's AR...

Originally Posted by davepreston

right you bunch of wingnuts i shall be at ar on cruches so here are a few ground rules and ramifacations
touch my knee, i kill you
hide my chruches. i nick your bike
take the **** to much, i find out where you live
the first moaning git about my drinking habits, gets abused forever/ knocked out
the first to get me drunk, goes into the history books
pt6th the last one will not be you as your as soft as a southerner in the drinking department and well lets be honest your fat
that is all
p.s any questions refer to the last quote of my sig thankyou

OK this is a late post but welllll what can i say? i never pay attentin to what goes on in here and rely on baldy to keep me posted lol IT WORKS.. so stop laughing!
But i wanted to say this:
DAVE: I will laugh at you no end, I will nick your crutches and i will touch your knee and you will love every minute of it!! And do you know why??? :P
Because i will also be on crutches and i will not be riding so you can't nick my bike and i'm taking my mother and my biiiiiig pupppy so you can't kill me!
For the rest of you the same does not apply and if you laugh at me, touch my knee or make any funny jokes about my short stature i ill set the big puppy on you, followed by the mother and if that's not enough you will learn why i have my signature!!!
On the hilarious wheeler deeler side we are taking bets on the hobble match of the year: Lanky Irish Squaddy crutch Junior VS Black Belt Karate Portuguese crutch master!! Cm'on guys..