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how much a kilo????!!!
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That's about the going rate for a corpse these days.
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BMWs don't pay for themselves you know!
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Aye, all that stuff about Lords is just a smoke screen for LPH's real job. Mafia assassin
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Mafia don't leave a corpse lying around for 3 weeks, that's what your local friendly pig farmer is for.
I've been clearing up the patio and garden today. Nice to do a bit of spring cleaning.
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Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a ****head. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig ****, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
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i am seriously worried about Sir Trev
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My family were all pig farmers. I know what pigs are like, and how intelligent they are. I don't eat pork, not even Haribo sweets.
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