Smile of the day - What is yours? - Page 156 - SV650.org

Sir Trev · 17-03-16, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by littlepeahead

oh sure, i know it smells like a rotting corpse but it tastes delicious.

how much a kilo????!!!

ophic · 17-03-16, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Sir Trev

how much a kilo????!!!

That's about the going rate for a corpse these days.

maviczap · 17-03-16, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Littlepeahead

Yum.

Oh sure, I know it smells like a rotting corpse but it tastes delicious.

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Originally Posted by ophic

That's about the going rate for a corpse these days.

I'd like to know how LPH knows about how a rotting corpse smells

ophic · 17-03-16, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by maviczap

I'd like to know how LPH knows about how a rotting corpse smells

BMWs don't pay for themselves you know!

maviczap · 17-03-16, 04:16 PM

Aye, all that stuff about Lords is just a smoke screen for LPH's real job. Mafia assassin

Littlepeahead · 17-03-16, 05:14 PM

Mafia don't leave a corpse lying around for 3 weeks, that's what your local friendly pig farmer is for.

I've been clearing up the patio and garden today. Nice to do a bit of spring cleaning.

Sir Trev · 17-03-16, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Littlepeahead

Mafia don't leave a corpse lying around for 3 weeks, that's what your local friendly pig farmer is for.

Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a ****head. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig ****, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

pookie · 18-03-16, 07:45 AM

i am seriously worried about Sir Trev

Geodude · 18-03-16, 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Sir Trev

Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a ****head. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig ****, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

Haha nice one Sir Trev, i bet you like dhags and your favorite colour is periwinkle blue

Love it.

Littlepeahead · 18-03-16, 08:46 AM

My family were all pig farmers. I know what pigs are like, and how intelligent they are. I don't eat pork, not even Haribo sweets.

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17-03-16, 05:14 PM	#1556
Littlepeahead Member Mega Poster Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: The Saaarrrfff Posts: 2,908	Re: Smile of the day - What is yours? Mafia don't leave a corpse lying around for 3 weeks, that's what your local friendly pig farmer is for. I've been clearing up the patio and garden today. Nice to do a bit of spring cleaning. __________________ Tender is the day, The demons go away, Lord I need to find, Someone who can heal my mind... Last edited by Littlepeahead; 17-03-16 at 05:15 PM.

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18-03-16, 08:46 AM	#1560
Littlepeahead Member Mega Poster Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: The Saaarrrfff Posts: 2,908	Re: Smile of the day - What is yours? My family were all pig farmers. I know what pigs are like, and how intelligent they are. I don't eat pork, not even Haribo sweets. __________________ Tender is the day, The demons go away, Lord I need to find, Someone who can heal my mind...

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