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Paul the 6th · 07-02-12, 11:46 AM

While my wife was in the kitchen cooking breakfast I suddenly heard a loud thud. Running in, I found her dead on the floor. In a blind frenzy I had no idea what to do.
Then I remembered, Wetherspoons do an all-day breakfast for £3.99.

N.b. Yates' also do a similar breakfast deal

keith_d · 07-02-12, 01:54 PM

Apologies if these have already been posted...

How do they serve alcoholic drinks on Italian cruise ships? - On the rocks

Which vegetables do you get with dinner on Italian cruise ships? - Leeks

What is the fastest way to get off an Italian cruise ship? - Follow the captain

When the captain of the ill fated Costa Concordia was asked if he knew where he was going he replied "off course."

So the captain of the Costa Concordia will soon be in the dock. That's more than can be said for his ship.

I like my women how I like my Italian Cruises. Wet, wrecked and ready to go down.

The Costa Concordia is probably the most expensive thing to go down in Italy since Berlusconi's last hooker.

What's the difference between the Italian economy and the stricken cruise liner Costa Concordia? Nothing - The bottom's dropped out of both

andrewsmith · 07-02-12, 04:38 PM

hahahahaha

gruntygiggles · 08-02-12, 12:56 PM

One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift...
The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.
When she asked me why, I replied,
"Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"

Bluepete · 09-02-12, 08:51 AM

Conjunctivitis.com - that's a site for sore eyes

Pete

Paul the 6th · 09-02-12, 10:53 AM

Fabio Capello resigns to concentrate fully on his commitments as one of the Dolmio puppets.

Bluepete · 09-02-12, 11:15 AM

Ever noticed?

Old Man from Up.

Fabio Capello

Pete

punyXpress · 09-02-12, 11:18 AM

Firkin 'enry, you've aged, Pete!

Pete

Paul the 6th · 09-02-12, 11:23 AM

I saw Fabio Capello at the airport. I shouted out, "Arri ...."

"Arrivederci?" said Capello helpfully.

"No mate. 'Arry Redknapp is going to take your job. So sod off you greasy Italian mong!"

09-02-12, 12:04 PM

That is rubbish Paul. Sorry, but it really is.

07-02-12, 11:46 AM	#151
Paul the 6th Member Mega Poster Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 4,790	Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes While my wife was in the kitchen cooking breakfast I suddenly heard a loud thud. Running in, I found her dead on the floor. In a blind frenzy I had no idea what to do. Then I remembered, Wetherspoons do an all-day breakfast for £3.99. N.b. Yates' also do a similar breakfast deal __________________ RIP Reeder 20/07/1988 - 21/03/2012 - You were awesome Cbf600, sv650, sv1000, gsxr 750 srad, KTM adventure 950, gsxr 750 k1, gsxr 750 srad, fazer 1000, zx9r ninja..

07-02-12, 01:54 PM	#152
keith_d Member Mega Poster Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Ruislip Posts: 1,131	Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes Apologies if these have already been posted... How do they serve alcoholic drinks on Italian cruise ships? - On the rocks Which vegetables do you get with dinner on Italian cruise ships? - Leeks What is the fastest way to get off an Italian cruise ship? - Follow the captain When the captain of the ill fated Costa Concordia was asked if he knew where he was going he replied "off course." So the captain of the Costa Concordia will soon be in the dock. That's more than can be said for his ship. I like my women how I like my Italian Cruises. Wet, wrecked and ready to go down. The Costa Concordia is probably the most expensive thing to go down in Italy since Berlusconi's last hooker. What's the difference between the Italian economy and the stricken cruise liner Costa Concordia? Nothing - The bottom's dropped out of both

07-02-12, 04:38 PM	#153
andrewsmith Member Mega Poster Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Newcastle upon Tyne, Just south of salad dodging country Posts: 7,750	Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes hahahahaha __________________ RIP Reeder 20/07/1988 - 21/03/2012. Always missed squire!!! Every year we meet old friends, gain some new ones, lose old ones and you always remember them all. “Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.” Mahatma Gandhi

08-02-12, 12:56 PM	#154
gruntygiggles DaffyGingerBint Mega Poster Join Date: May 2008 Location: Melksham Posts: 1,577	Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift... The next year, I didn't buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!" __________________ 2012 Welsh TT http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=171244 RIP Hovie baby

09-02-12, 08:51 AM	#155
Bluepete Member Mega Poster Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ex motorcyclist Posts: 1,961	Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes Conjunctivitis.com - that's a site for sore eyes Pete

09-02-12, 10:53 AM	#156
Paul the 6th Member Mega Poster Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 4,790	Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes Fabio Capello resigns to concentrate fully on his commitments as one of the Dolmio puppets. __________________ RIP Reeder 20/07/1988 - 21/03/2012 - You were awesome Cbf600, sv650, sv1000, gsxr 750 srad, KTM adventure 950, gsxr 750 k1, gsxr 750 srad, fazer 1000, zx9r ninja..

09-02-12, 11:15 AM	#157
Bluepete Member Mega Poster Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ex motorcyclist Posts: 1,961	Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes Ever noticed? Old Man from Up. Fabio Capello Pete

09-02-12, 11:18 AM	#158
punyXpress Member Mega Poster Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Riding, North Posts: 2,664	Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes Firkin 'enry, you've aged, Pete! Pete __________________ Was: K2 naked in rapid yellow - gone to a better? place Now: Street Triple R

09-02-12, 11:23 AM	#159
Paul the 6th Member Mega Poster Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 4,790	Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes I saw Fabio Capello at the airport. I shouted out, "Arri ...." "Arrivederci?" said Capello helpfully. "No mate. 'Arry Redknapp is going to take your job. So sod off you greasy Italian mong!" __________________ RIP Reeder 20/07/1988 - 21/03/2012 - You were awesome Cbf600, sv650, sv1000, gsxr 750 srad, KTM adventure 950, gsxr 750 k1, gsxr 750 srad, fazer 1000, zx9r ninja..

09-02-12, 12:04 PM	#160
Reeder Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes That is rubbish Paul. Sorry, but it really is.

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