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While my wife was in the kitchen cooking breakfast I suddenly heard a loud thud. Running in, I found her dead on the floor. In a blind frenzy I had no idea what to do.
Then I remembered, Wetherspoons do an all-day breakfast for £3.99. N.b. Yates' also do a similar breakfast deal
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Apologies if these have already been posted...
How do they serve alcoholic drinks on Italian cruise ships? - On the rocks Which vegetables do you get with dinner on Italian cruise ships? - Leeks What is the fastest way to get off an Italian cruise ship? - Follow the captain When the captain of the ill fated Costa Concordia was asked if he knew where he was going he replied "off course." So the captain of the Costa Concordia will soon be in the dock. That's more than can be said for his ship. I like my women how I like my Italian Cruises. Wet, wrecked and ready to go down. The Costa Concordia is probably the most expensive thing to go down in Italy since Berlusconi's last hooker. What's the difference between the Italian economy and the stricken cruise liner Costa Concordia? Nothing - The bottom's dropped out of both |
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hahahahaha
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RIP Reeder 20/07/1988 - 21/03/2012. Always missed squire!!! Every year we meet old friends, gain some new ones, lose old ones and you always remember them all. “Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.” Mahatma Gandhi |
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One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift...
The next year, I didn't buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!" |
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Conjunctivitis.com - that's a site for sore eyes
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Fabio Capello resigns to concentrate fully on his commitments as one of the Dolmio puppets.
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Ever noticed?
Old Man from Up. ![]() Fabio Capello ![]() Pete ![]() |
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Firkin 'enry, you've aged, Pete!
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I saw Fabio Capello at the airport. I shouted out, "Arri ...."
"Arrivederci?" said Capello helpfully. "No mate. 'Arry Redknapp is going to take your job. So sod off you greasy Italian mong!"
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That is rubbish Paul. Sorry, but it really is.
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