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He's still got a way to go to reach what I weighed at birth...

I'm bored! This key skills ******** is doing my tree in. Why I have to have a certificate in "Improving Own Learning" is beyond me. Gah.

Originally Posted by Sean_C

He's still got a way to go to reach what I weighed at birth...

I'm bored! This key skills ******** is doing my tree in. Why I have to have a certificate in "Improving Own Learning" is beyond me. Gah.

Were you a heffalump then? My middle child was 10lb, but epidurals are amazing, i didnt feel a thing

'Improving own learning' sounds somewhat tedious..... zzzzzzz!

Originally Posted by kellyjo

Were you a heffalump then? My middle child was 10lb, but epidurals are amazing, i didnt feel a thing

'Improving own learning' sounds somewhat tedious..... zzzzzzz!

Birth or conception?

Originally Posted by Mike2165

Birth or conception?

Both actually!! Birth took 12 hours, conception took about 90 seconds, hence my decree absolute is due anyday

I was, 10 lbs plus change

Yes, it is tedious to say the least. I'm trying to get all this rubbish out of the way as quickly as possible, so when I get to the 'meat' of the apprenticeship, I can give more concentration and effort to it, and hopefully qualify a bit before the lengthy four year term....

blimey as long as that!

Mike thought he'd broken his personal best time for having sex this week.

1 hour and 90 seconds.



He then realised that the clocks had gone forward...

boom boom...........i'll get your coat



How are you Rob doing ok?

I'm good thanks

Had some great news this week.

You remember when I had some kn0b take me out on the pointy when he was on a blind bend on the wrong side of the road...?

The police report pretty much stated that I was at fault, even though the officer didn't speak to me or my pillion and his statement (with diagrams) may as well have been of a different accident (I took photos).
My insurance were struggling to see it from my side of things and I took it up with the police.
1 year later, I have a written appology from the police and a letter from them to forward onto my insurance saying that the officer was wrong, the statement was inaccurate and that the statement and report were being removed from the file and the insurance company should disregard the evidence from the police.


Result


Bloody stupid copper.

Cool great news, big compo claim then?