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03-03-09, 07:10 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Post Your Jokes Here
It has been announced today that as her last wish, Jade Goody would like to be cremated and her ashes be placed in little velvet purses.
Then everyone who attends the funeral can go home with there own Goody bag. |
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03-03-09, 08:11 PM
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A disappointing day for Sri Lankan Cricket.
5 down before lunch and they're looking for a new coach. |
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03-03-09, 09:26 PM
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In the hospital the relatives gathered in thewaiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and sombre. 'I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news,' he said as he surveyed the worriedfaces. 'The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brainyourselves.' The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great lengthof time, someone asked, 'Well, how much does a brain cost?' The doctor quickly responded, '$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a femalebrain.' The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eyecontact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wantedto ask, 'Why is the male brain so much more?' The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group,'It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of thefemale brains, because they've actually been used.'
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04-03-09, 12:23 PM
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maths question.
what is 69+69 candle lit dinner for four! |
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04-03-09, 12:59 PM
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What is a 6.9? If you want the answer then PM me - bit too coarse to post on here 
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04-03-09, 05:13 PM
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Is it hell... speak
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04-03-09, 07:04 PM
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04-03-09, 09:37 PM
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04-03-09, 11:50 PM
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lmho
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05-03-09, 08:24 AM
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Isn’t it ironic that Jade Goody looks like an egg and will be in a box by Easter!!!
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