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18-10-06, 12:52 PM

A Chinese man walks into a bank with ¥2000. He receives £140.00.
The following week, the same Chinese man walks into the same bank.
He again exchanges ¥2000. This time, he receives £120.00.
The Chinese man doesn't understand why he received less money,
so he asks the clerk, "Why less money when give you same money"
The clerk replies, "Fluctuations." As the Chinese man prepares
to leave, he turns, looks at the clerk and angrily says, "Fluck you Blitish too!"

18-10-06, 12:57 PM

Stingo · 18-10-06, 01:03 PM

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18-10-06, 01:07 PM

Spiderman · 18-10-06, 01:09 PM

Brilliant

SoulKiss · 18-10-06, 01:11 PM

Make that 3........

Do you know why there is such a high chinese population in West London?

Cos they get off the plane, through customs, into a cab and it "Harrow, taxi dliver"

:P

PS to even things up, did you know that copper wire was invented by 2 Scotsmen fighting over a penny?

18-10-06, 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Law

A Chinese man walks into a bank with ¥2000. He receives £140.00.
The following week, the same Chinese man walks into the same bank.
He again exchanges ¥2000. This time, he receives £120.00.
The Chinese man doesn't understand why he received less money,
so he asks the clerk, "Why less money when give you same money"
The clerk replies, "Fluctuations." As the Chinese man prepares
to leave, he turns, looks at the clerk and angrily says, "Fluck you Blitish too!"

quality!!

18-10-06, 02:22 PM

not being of an minority ethnic background I'm not sure if I should post the following joke - however it was told to me by a chinese friend of mine

3 Chinamen die at the same time and arrive at the Pearly Gates where they are greated by St Peter, who informs them that he can only let 2 into heaven on any one day, so they'll have to take a test to see who gets in.
"See that big rock over there, well go and pick it up"

First Chinaman struggles a bit, but manages it.

Second Chinamen huffs and puffs and eventually lifts it.

Third Chinaman can't even budge it.

"Ah ha", says St Peter, "You are the weakest chink, Goodbye"

18-10-06, 02:25 PM

Brilliant jokes, loving em

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18-10-06, 01:11 PM	#17
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18-10-06, 12:52 PM	#11
Law Guest Posts: n/a	A Chinese man walks into a bank with ¥2000. He receives £140.00. The following week, the same Chinese man walks into the same bank. He again exchanges ¥2000. This time, he receives £120.00. The Chinese man doesn't understand why he received less money, so he asks the clerk, "Why less money when give you same money" The clerk replies, "Fluctuations." As the Chinese man prepares to leave, he turns, looks at the clerk and angrily says, "Fluck you Blitish too!"

18-10-06, 02:22 PM	#19
Mr Toad Guest Posts: n/a	not being of an minority ethnic background I'm not sure if I should post the following joke - however it was told to me by a chinese friend of mine 3 Chinamen die at the same time and arrive at the Pearly Gates where they are greated by St Peter, who informs them that he can only let 2 into heaven on any one day, so they'll have to take a test to see who gets in. "See that big rock over there, well go and pick it up" First Chinaman struggles a bit, but manages it. Second Chinamen huffs and puffs and eventually lifts it. Third Chinaman can't even budge it. "Ah ha", says St Peter, "You are the weakest chink, Goodbye"

18-10-06, 02:25 PM	#20
falc Guest Posts: n/a	Brilliant jokes, loving em