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22-09-06, 02:50 PM | #11 |
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Sheep?!?! Pah!
Imagine my supprise at lunch time after nipping over to the next town. Came back via the back roads, rounded a corner pretty fast, and saw some cows roaming across the road. Nothing unusual about that. So I pulled up & waited for them to pass. The worrying thing was when a bull from the next field must of been feeling frisky, breaks the fence down & decides to charge flat out in the general direction of the cows. Me, on the SV, seperating the bull from a potential good time Needless to say, I made sure I got the SV out of it's way quick sharpish, and left the farmers to deal with the consequential mahem that insued! |
22-09-06, 03:08 PM | #12 |
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Well you've got polite coppers I have to say:
I was going down to a Wildlife Trust reserve to carry out some coppicing for them when I found a line of cars stopped infront. A bloke told me that I'd have to turn round as there was a huge fallen limb blocking the road... me + chainsaw = solution All the car drivers were very thankful, but the coppers were moaning about having to life these branches out of the way (I say branches - more twigs, muggins here did the hard work), then they got in their car and sodded off!! Yes, you def have a better class of copper than here in Essex!!! |
23-09-06, 05:02 PM | #13 |
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Ah, the amount of times I've thought "I wish I had a chainsaw"
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23-09-06, 05:56 PM | #14 |
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I made a copper smile today too.
Gave him £1450! I got a yellow SV in return Matt |
23-09-06, 06:05 PM | #15 | |
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23-09-06, 06:31 PM | #16 |
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Sounds like a country and western song!
**strums some chords out to the words** Matt |
23-09-06, 07:00 PM | #17 |
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Thats a nice country tale. We dont have animals on the road around here. They are mainly in the cars. Went for a ride on Thursday came around a big sweeping corner and there was half a bottle of wine on my lane. Jagged side up. Did a Uey and stopped to pick it up. Ran about and deodged some more animals in the process as the weaved and braked to avoid the shards.
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