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Old 09-02-09, 02:52 PM   #11
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is this him?
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Old 09-02-09, 02:54 PM   #12
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is this him?

lmao...... thats him Lou. Except for the fact that he`s wearing a navy blue and white gingham shirt, buttoned to the top and no tie
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Old 09-02-09, 02:56 PM   #13
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lmao...... thats him Lou. Except for the fact that he`s wearing a navy blue and white gingham shirt, buttoned to the top and no tie



oh then this will be him for sure
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Old 09-02-09, 02:58 PM   #14
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Claire, I too cannot stand to hear people chewing gum!!! Why don't you threaten him with a Lynx can if he doesn't stop doing those things.

Or alternatively if you have some gum in a box to hand do what that woman did with the Brazil nuts* and then offer him a 'fresh one' LMAO!!



*Sorry, didn't mean to remind you of the Brazil Nuts
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Old 09-02-09, 03:00 PM   #15
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oh then this will be him for sure

Wow thats him!!! the spitting image
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Old 09-02-09, 03:00 PM   #16
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Claire, I too cannot stand to hear people chewing gum!!! Why don't you threaten him with a Lynx can if he doesn't stop doing those things.

Or alternatively if you have some gum in a box to hand do what that woman did with the Brazil nuts* and then offer him a 'fresh one' LMAO!!



*Sorry, didn't mean to remind you of the Brazil Nuts

lmao... i`ll go and ask one of the male nurses if they have any lynx with them... thats a very good suggestion! whilst i`m gone i`m gonna leave this page open on my terminal and hope he reads it
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Old 09-02-09, 03:05 PM   #17
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flash your bird bits at him if he is so interested. A real pair will probably scare him out of the building and leave him scared for life
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Old 09-02-09, 03:16 PM   #18
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First, take it as a complement that your physical beauty is irresistible to all men.

Secondly, make him a cup of tea but add some laxatives and knock out drugs. When he is out cold take him to the X ray lab and take 50 X rays of this manhood.

So when he wakes up he will of **** his pants and never be able to reproduce.
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Old 09-02-09, 03:22 PM   #19
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Also like this idea.... Kathy Bates and Misery comes to mind
i was thinking more like pulp fiction
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Old 09-02-09, 03:23 PM   #20
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Ask him politely if he would mind getting rid of the gum and stop staring at your breasts as it it making you uncomfortable, the direct approach is often the best.
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