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Suzy, yellow 2001 SVS. Kitty, V-Raptor 1000, ZZR1400<<its my bike now Pegasus! Hovis 13.8.75-3.10.09 Reeder 20.7.88-21.3.12 |
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![]() oh then this will be him for sure
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Claire, I too cannot stand to hear people chewing gum!!! Why don't you threaten him with a Lynx can
![]() Or alternatively if you have some gum in a box to hand do what that woman did with the Brazil nuts* and then offer him a 'fresh one' LMAO!! *Sorry, didn't mean to remind you of the Brazil Nuts ![]() |
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lmao... i`ll go and ask one of the male nurses if they have any lynx with them... thats a very good suggestion! whilst i`m gone i`m gonna leave this page open on my terminal and hope he reads it |
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flash your bird bits at him if he is so interested. A real pair will probably scare him out of the building and leave him scared for life
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First, take it as a complement that your physical beauty is irresistible to all men.
Secondly, make him a cup of tea but add some laxatives and knock out drugs. When he is out cold take him to the X ray lab and take 50 X rays of this manhood. So when he wakes up he will of **** his pants and never be able to reproduce. |
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Ask him politely if he would mind getting rid of the gum and stop staring at your breasts as it it making you uncomfortable, the direct approach is often the best.
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