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Old 20-06-12, 08:58 AM   #11
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Classic headline, starts "Male tea-drinkers..." as if the ladies are going to get prostate cancer.

Utter crap for making headlines. Again. Next!
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Old 20-06-12, 09:18 AM   #12
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Old 20-06-12, 09:31 AM   #13
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I didnt know you had blue eyes, what are the chances?!
. . but isn't he now a married man?
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Old 20-06-12, 09:41 AM   #14
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. . but isn't he now a married man?
Probably, K just wants to make sure she gets my death benefit.

Hey, I'm married now I need to take any offer I can get...
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Old 20-06-12, 09:48 AM   #15
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Don't worry about the tea, worry about the fluoride in your tap water, the PCBs in your processed food and pesticide residues in your fruit and veg!

Should you actually develop Prostate Cancer, it can be treated with some amazing drugs like this one, the down side though is that they do make you grow breasts! Well, I say down side, but let's be honest here, guys are breast obsessed so this gives you your own to play with!

On a serious note, I seem to recall that the biggest worry is that you chaps do not check your selves often enough for cancers down there. Catching it early is always your best bet, so get checking boys, please?
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Old 20-06-12, 09:53 AM   #16
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Catching it early is always your best bet, so get checking boys, please?
Took the PSA test 30 months ago - glad I did.
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Downside: missed most of 2010 riding season. No t1ts yet!
( Oh - used to drink gallons of tea, but sure that was not the problem )
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Old 20-06-12, 10:09 AM   #17
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Not to bad a downside to be honest. You could have been missing the rest of your life.
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Old 20-06-12, 10:27 AM   #18
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On a serious note, I seem to recall that the biggest worry is that you chaps do not check your selves often enough for cancers down there. Catching it early is always your best bet, so get checking boys, please?
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Woo hoo, I shall get my hammer!

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Depends if you wanna be able to sit down ever again...
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