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" Oh fine buxom wench, I come hither to avenge the death of my dear friend. However, your mesmerising beauty behoves me to. . .
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'You've got to be joking, Mate' Dawn replied, losing her phony german accent rapidly.'You might have a big cutlass, but I want a man with a big...........'
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'Nicht dis is verboten' said Dawn 'you must go on a perrilous quest into the centre of the forest where.......
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You will find Terry, King of the Gimp people and his trusty friend Goatse. From there you must learn the fabled great skill of Concertina and play for us my favourite Lithuanian tune. Then you must pass through the great opening to the...
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Jade Garden on the other side. Jade meanwhile was busy trimming the edges of her garden in case she should have an unexpected visitor drop by and want to examine her borders. Just then....
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"Here - grasp my belaying pin whilst I heave to and lower the mainsail". At this point Stingopants and the magnificent seven removed their sarks to reveal...
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their mighty musical instruments, and instantly burst into heavy metal! Jade was appalled at this and proceeded to..
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