Fixed my bike and went for a ride for the first time in 2 months, then this happens.

[Paul the 6th]

Originally Posted by Warthog

I had to pick half-cooked guts out of the fins

Funnily enough I'm just about to tuck into a chicken club sarny. lol

I fisted a bird the other day...







(get your mind out of the gutter!)
...it just swooped in to my fist and I cracked it one. I've hit a pheasant on the chest before too, not fun.

slightly different but was out last night, had a run up to thirsk and back, my mate on his gixer had to swerve to avoid hitting a Fxxxxxxg great big crow, would have been nasty if he had hit the thing, it seemed to be a kamikaze crow, maybe they have closed the bird branch of the samaritans ? ps me and mate going to squires on wednesday night (from tingley but dont know time yet)

[Paul the 6th]

quality @ squires, going to start a thread in the pennine massive

[Steve_God]

Had a bird clip my knee last year while I was borrowing a DL650 V-Strom.
I was find, however the bird caught the outside of my knee, and must've hit the pannier as when I got off later is was cover in the white 'cack' with a few feathers scattered on it for good luck! lol/

had a bird **** on me the other day soon dumped her

Originally Posted by gettin2dizzy

I fisted a bird the other day...







(get your mind out of the gutter!)
...it just swooped in to my fist and I cracked it one. I've hit a pheasant on the chest before too, not fun.

I'm just imagining a bird flying right alongside and the punching it in the beak... great!

So far i've had a duck stand in the middle of the lane, being a duck.

I've not had anything hit me since the deer a couple of years back, touch wood. That was bloody messy (in a literal as well as figurative sense) and resulted in the only 'proper' tank slapper I've had.