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14-01-10, 09:57 PM
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Re: Best chat up fib
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14-01-10, 10:00 PM
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14-01-10, 11:24 PM
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Re: Best chat up fib
Ah, nights out at uni where the girls of the house would frequently bring back helicopter pilots from the local Navy base. When I queried the odds that they kept bumping into pilots but never seemed to meet a deckhand or cleaner I got blank faces...
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15-01-10, 12:34 AM
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I once told a girl I was kind, considerate and trustworthy.
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15-01-10, 05:33 AM
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I once told a girl I loved her. Unfortunately she believed me and I'm still trying to get away 27 years later......
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15-01-10, 08:17 AM
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Re: Best chat up fib
I have used
'Hi I'm KeithD' The ladies swooned they did but i was soon found out
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15-01-10, 08:21 AM
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you gotta have something to back up that fib V, or it aint gonna work...
my most common is a partial truth, i tell the ladies i work in the film industry, and occassionaly blue films. its true, but those films are industrial polyethylene films which customers occassionally require tinting blue/black or other colours of their chosing.... |
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15-01-10, 08:37 AM
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Re: Best chat up fib
Do you have a KiethD posting monitor. As soon as someone posts your name it flags up on your screen or sumfing?
 AS i said, i was found out
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15-01-10, 08:40 AM
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its a sophisticated piece of technology fo sho
it can also detect when ladies are thinking about me. keeps me up all night it does... |
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15-01-10, 09:15 AM
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