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14-09-12, 08:20 PM | #11 |
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Re: org religion
Bib have you picked a nice road for the first sermon (or whatever) ?.
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14-09-12, 08:23 PM | #12 |
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Re: org religion
The voices in my head are saying Gods racetrack is in Scotland
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14-09-12, 08:55 PM | #13 |
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Re: org religion
Ah, but if the force turns blue, we're all in trouble!
Should'nt it be called 'the power' because we already worship that?
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14-09-12, 08:57 PM | #14 |
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Re: org religion
Here's some ideas......
On Sundays you shall get down on one knee and kiss the tarmac at the apex. Blessed are the tyre manufacturers, for they bring grip. Blessed are the fuel stations, for they giveth acceleration and we felt the euphoria of adrenaline, and it was good. Cows are sacred, for they shall giveth leathers. |
14-09-12, 08:59 PM | #15 |
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Re: org religion
and hereth avoid 3 points
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14-09-12, 10:29 PM | #16 |
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Re: org religion
Blessed are the petro chemical company's, for they make thine hallowed go go juice.
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14-09-12, 10:35 PM | #17 |
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Re: org religion
I am a catholic! You can't indoctornate me!
Although I quite like the idea of buddhism! |
14-09-12, 10:36 PM | #18 |
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Man, religion and alcohol don't mix!!!!!!
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14-09-12, 10:54 PM | #19 |
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Re: org religion
be carefull of the horned one with the pointy beard who cometh dressed in black with a halo of flashing blue
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15-09-12, 05:41 AM | #20 |
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Re: org religion
Blessed are the Alter boys for they will learn to ride at an early age
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