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Old 14-09-12, 08:20 PM   #11
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Bib have you picked a nice road for the first sermon (or whatever) ?.
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Old 14-09-12, 08:23 PM   #12
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The voices in my head are saying Gods racetrack is in Scotland
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Old 14-09-12, 08:55 PM   #13
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nonono. this is a new religion so there is no God.
Ah, but if the force turns blue, we're all in trouble!
Should'nt it be called 'the power' because we already worship that?
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Old 14-09-12, 08:57 PM   #14
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Here's some ideas......

On Sundays you shall get down on one knee and kiss the tarmac at the apex.
Blessed are the tyre manufacturers, for they bring grip.
Blessed are the fuel stations, for they giveth acceleration and we felt the euphoria of adrenaline, and it was good.
Cows are sacred, for they shall giveth leathers.
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Old 14-09-12, 08:59 PM   #15
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and hereth avoid 3 points
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Old 14-09-12, 10:29 PM   #16
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Blessed are the petro chemical company's, for they make thine hallowed go go juice.
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Old 14-09-12, 10:35 PM   #17
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I am a catholic! You can't indoctornate me!

Although I quite like the idea of buddhism!
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Old 14-09-12, 10:36 PM   #18
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Man, religion and alcohol don't mix!!!!!!
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Old 14-09-12, 10:54 PM   #19
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be carefull of the horned one with the pointy beard who cometh dressed in black with a halo of flashing blue
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Although I quite like the idea of buddhism!
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