Tickling and knifing people

I like this thread. This stuff has been missing lately. More crazy threads please

[TamSV]

Interesting thread.

If someone tickles me, I knife them and THEN I laugh. Does that still mean I'm ticklish?

[Fallout]

I think you're all making light of my valuable contribution to science!!!

Next week I shall be pondering whether farts that don't smell actually happen at all, or whether the actual noise of a fart is completely independent of the passing of gas. After all, sometimes you get silent ones which reek .... but no noise?! See, now you're thinking.

Originally Posted by Fallout

I think you're all making light of my valuable contribution to science!!!

Next week I shall be pondering whether farts that don't smell actually happen at all, or whether the actual noise of a fart is completely independent of the passing of gas. After all, sometimes you get silent ones which reek .... but no noise?! See, now you're thinking.

Not at all this is cutting edge thought provoking scientific stuff that might one day lead to a cure for being stabbed.

We wouldn't mock your mighty interlect. In fact i'm now trying to imagine what a worm farting might sound like and what it might smell of. Bird trumps must smell of worms but what do worms eat?

[garynortheast]

I do know that if you wish to tell one end of a worm from the other, the trick is to put it in a bowl of flour and wait for it to fart........

Originally Posted by garynortheast

I do know that if you wish to tell one end of a worm from the other, the trick is to put it in a bowl of flour and wait for it to fart........

I thought you did that with fat birds?

Originally Posted by Fallout

I think you're all making light of my valuable contribution to science!!!

Next week I shall be pondering whether farts that don't smell actually happen at all, or whether the actual noise of a fart is completely independent of the passing of gas. After all, sometimes you get silent ones which reek .... but no noise?! See, now you're thinking.

I think it might be to do with gas mixture and pressure.

[Bibio]

farting and sneezing at the same time is sore.

[punyXpress]

Originally Posted by Fruity-ya-ya

Not at all this is cutting edge thought provoking scientific stuff that might one day lead to a cure for being stabbed.

We wouldn't mock your mighty interlect. In fact i'm now trying to imagine what a worm farting might sound like and what it might smell of. Bird trumps must smell of worms but what do worms eat?

They eat the bloke who wandered around Ilkley Moor without his helmet om.
. . and in space, all farts are silent.

[Sir Trev]

You can always tell when the weather is getting carp - we get interesting threads like this instead of "have you tried the B9937?"