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View Poll Results: Got a crotch massage off the bumpy white lines?
No, Never you filthy animal 1 6.25%
Never before, but maybe on my way home 3 18.75%
Its better if your female 2 12.50%
KeithD doesnt enjoy pleaseure :s 7 43.75%
Daily, But I thought it was my little secret. 0 0%
Stupid and Strange thread, but educational too. 3 18.75%
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Old 21-05-09, 01:25 PM   #11
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You telling me you never looked up Barbie's skirt spidey?
Am I the only one than puts Barbie and Ken in a dolls bed together in awkward positions?
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Old 21-05-09, 01:29 PM   #12
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My actionman always used to violate my sisters Barbie/Sindy or what ever it was she had so I guess thats similar.
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Old 21-05-09, 01:32 PM   #13
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Yeh but I'm allowed cos we lived in the same toy box for years
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Old 21-05-09, 01:43 PM   #14
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Yeh but I'm allowed cos we lived in the same toy box for years
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Old 21-05-09, 01:50 PM   #15
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my action man gets a right good ride, on the back of my bike over them bumps...


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Old 21-05-09, 03:41 PM   #16
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Just be carefull, all the rubbish on the motorway tends to collect on the rumble strip. Those same bumps that give you such a cheap thrill catch all sorts!

We get so many punctures at work 'cos we're always on and off the hard shoulder - which also has it's fair share of detritus I know, but those bumps act like a crud catcher for sharp things.

On an even more worrying point, if you cross that solid white line at the junction, you *could* get three points and a £60 fine off a very harsh traffic Cop.

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Just be carefull, all the rubbish on the motorway tends to collect on the rumble strip. Those same bumps that give you such a cheap thrill catch all sorts!

We get so many punctures at work 'cos we're always on and off the hard shoulder - which also has it's fair share of detritus I know, but those bumps act like a crud catcher for sharp things.

On an even more worrying point, if you cross that solid white line at the junction, you *could* get three points and a £60 fine off a very harsh traffic Cop.

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Im gonna have to get that highway law book thing, cos Im finding out all sorts on here that I never knew.

Did you know those signs on the side of the road that have numbers in? well if you bike has a bigger number on its speedo then you get done for that some times too!

Seriously though, genuinly didnt know you could get points for cutting a chevron. I do it daily as it keeps me further away from the cueing traffic.
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