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Saying to the security guard at my local Tesco's.
"It's the metal in my body that set the alarm off, I didn't steal anything." |
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well rather embarrasingly ................. i have caught myself many times waking up on a sunny day and muttering to myself
'hmmmm lovely drying day' ! AHGAHGAHGGA i am turning into my mum !!! i mean WHO says things like that !!! i hate it that i'm getting old!! lol another classic is .............. ' oh int it nice to be home' !! i started saying that ALOT recently ! |
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'These are sooooo comfy'
I was trying on slippers in M&S with my girlfriend, she walked off in disgust. 'I can't believe it's come to this' she said when I caught up with her! |
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...not tonight Luv, I'm knackered.
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Me to my 26 year old daughter while driving in my car:
"I don't care if you do think it's $hit, but this is my car and we're listening to my Happy Hardcore and not your crappy Motown hits cd" |
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'I remember when I was 21, it only seems like yesterday...'
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"It wasnt like that when i was your age" I'm 36 ffs!!
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No thanks Cheeky Girls covered in custard, I've got a headache...
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Scotland deserved to qualify for the World Cup, and England most certainly didn't!
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