Pupa Smurf

whats with the chest wig?

Nope. It makes you look older, and by drawing attention to your mouth and jaw it makes them look slightly too big, slightly out of balance. Shame, cos you've got nice eyes.

Well you did ask!!!

Originally Posted by chazzyb

Is that custard in it?

Did somebody say custard?

Originally Posted by chazzyb

Is that custard in it?

Grinch is a splodger?

Originally Posted by MeridiaNx

I know the feeling I'm 22 and have just grown my first beard. My mother very helpfully keeps offering to colour in the missing bits with felt-tip. Cheers for the emasculation mum

Only piece of advice my Dad ever gave me: don't grow a beard before you can. I still haven't grown one

Haha, yeah I am aware of the absurdity of a patchy beard, most commonly the 'underbeard' - sprawling down the neck, untrimmed, to compensate for lack of anything above the jawline.

Only bit I'm missing atm is joining the 'tach up with the rest of it. But it's passable and had received favourable comments so I don't think it's too heinous. Just need to wait for the girlfriend's opinion now. If I get a mocking laugh at first sight then it may have to come off

Originally Posted by Law

You really do look like Phil Collins in that pic...

Your off my Christmas card list now...

Originally Posted by gid

whats with the chest wig?

Nope thats all me, cus I'm all man...

Originally Posted by Ed

Nope. It makes you look older, and by drawing attention to your mouth and jaw it makes them look slightly too big, slightly out of balance. Shame, cos you've got nice eyes.

Well you did ask!!!

Harsh but fair

Originally Posted by Bear

Did somebody say custard?

Oh trust you to notice that.

Originally Posted by Razor

Grinch is a splodger?

I'll try anything...