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29-05-08, 09:30 AM

came across it last night (no sniggering at the back) when i was channel hopping to see a man furiously licking his pick up, thought it was someone taking the ****!!!

still.... ive no idea how to sumerise! lol

29-05-08, 09:45 AM

I caught the last 5 minutes, it was wrong, all wrong i tell thee, some fella said he'd like to take a car home n rape it WTF

Weirdos

29-05-08, 09:56 AM

how do you rape a car??? lol

i thought inanimate objects would struggle to say no!

29-05-08, 10:07 AM

i couldnt watch anymore than 5 minutes.. it was scary...

29-05-08, 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by neillfergie

how do you rape a car??? lol

i thought inanimate objects would struggle to say no!

tail pipe !!

29-05-08, 11:31 AM

do u think the bettle got jealous his owner screwed the transam?

Biker Biggles · 29-05-08, 05:10 PM

I f&cked my car.

It was a Vauxhall VX 2300 and a bit of an old nail,but beggers cant be choosers.Anyway we were blatting along the old North Orbital and we had a bang,followed by a smoke and a bit of a leak.
It was completely f&cked-----Burnt piston.

29-05-08, 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gettin2dizzy

Was anyone else thinking .............. Kwak?

i like my car but narrr thats just wrong

29-05-08, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by neillfergie

how do you rape a car??? lol

i thought inanimate objects would struggle to say no!

They obviously consider a lack of response to be a lack of consent.

29-05-08, 05:31 PM

Next week (Channel 5 by the way Weds 10:00 I think) it's women, and this time features some woman who is married to the Eiffel Tower and in love with the Berlin wall.

I sheet you not

29-05-08, 09:30 AM	#11
neillfergie Guest Posts: n/a	Re: My car is my lover came across it last night (no sniggering at the back) when i was channel hopping to see a man furiously licking his pick up, thought it was someone taking the ****!!! still.... ive no idea how to sumerise! lol

29-05-08, 09:45 AM	#12
cuffy Guest Posts: n/a	Re: My car is my lover I caught the last 5 minutes, it was wrong, all wrong i tell thee, some fella said he'd like to take a car home n rape it WTF Weirdos

29-05-08, 09:56 AM	#13
neillfergie Guest Posts: n/a	Re: My car is my lover how do you rape a car??? lol i thought inanimate objects would struggle to say no!

29-05-08, 10:07 AM	#14
454697819 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: My car is my lover i couldnt watch anymore than 5 minutes.. it was scary...

29-05-08, 11:31 AM	#16
blueto Guest Posts: n/a	Re: My car is my lover do u think the bettle got jealous his owner screwed the transam?

29-05-08, 05:10 PM	#17
Biker Biggles Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Barnet Herts Posts: 5,071	Re: My car is my lover I f&cked my car. It was a Vauxhall VX 2300 and a bit of an old nail,but beggers cant be choosers.Anyway we were blatting along the old North Orbital and we had a bang,followed by a smoke and a bit of a leak. It was completely f&cked-----Burnt piston. __________________ On a clear day we stand there and look further than the ordinary eye can see.

29-05-08, 05:31 PM	#20
Xan173 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: My car is my lover Next week (Channel 5 by the way Weds 10:00 I think) it's women, and this time features some woman who is married to the Eiffel Tower and in love with the Berlin wall. I sheet you not Last edited by Xan173; 29-05-08 at 05:35 PM.