What is the biggest/best/nicest complement you have ever had?

[Jayneflakes]

I get compliments a lot, people just seem to say nice things to me, so I feel very lucky. One of the strangest was when my Doctor complimented me on how nice my vagina looked after I was sterilised and had a nasty infection inside.

The best ever though was when Carol asked me to marry her. I doubt I will ever beat that feeling.

"If you were my ex-husband, I would be the happiest woman in the world!"

Originally Posted by Jayneflakes

I get compliments a lot, people just seem to say nice things to me, so I feel very lucky. One of the strangest was when my Doctor complimented me on how nice my vagina looked

I'd be ever so slightly worried if a woman doctor said I had a nice schlong, but I suppose I could recover from the shock quick enough to ask her out for a drink.

[Jayneflakes]

Originally Posted by Lozzo

I'd be ever so slightly worried if a woman doctor said I had a nice schlong, but I suppose I could recover from the shock quick enough to ask her out for a drink.

Also it broke the ice as he removed some stitches from inside me, which made both of us laugh. He told me off for being silly too!

By the Way Lozzo,

I hear that you have a nice schlong!

Originally Posted by Jayneflakes

Also it broke the ice as he removed some stitches from inside me, which made both of us laugh. He told me off for being silly too!

By the Way Lozzo,

I hear that you have a nice schlong!

You know Dr Pamela Saint then?

[Jayneflakes]

Originally Posted by Lozzo

You know Dr Pamela Saint then?

I am afraid not my dear...

from this can we infer that you "did"?

Originally Posted by Jayneflakes

I am afraid not my dear...

from this can we infer that you "did"?

You can infer nothing of the sort, I am a gentleman and the only time that young lady has had sight of my appendage is in a purely professional capacity.

[Jayneflakes]

Originally Posted by Lozzo

You can infer nothing of the sort, I am a gentleman and the only time that young lady has had sight of my appendage is in a purely professional capacity.

I had heard that some Doctors do try that while they are in Medical school, well the fees can be crippling...

My ex-wife was a midwife, she told me about a couple of girls in her intake who quite openly turned tricks to keep themselves in pocket money when they were in training. I'd suspect that a few more of the girls in the nurses home she was in were doing he same, judging by the amount of different male faces I'd see leaving the building in the mornings I was there. Aside from the regular boyfriends we knew of, I must have seen a couple of hundred 'never to be seen again' types in the year I lived with her there.

[Jayneflakes]

I had an ex at Uni who did the whole escort thing for a while... She got freaked though when "client" tried to undress her in a bar. I thought that she was rather naive for thinking that she was not just a well fed scrubber.

"Ofcourse they don't want me to have sex with them, they hire me for the company I give them while they are away from wives!"

Yes dear, that is why they hire you....