Clarkson talks back...

My name used to be Dave. I changed it when I stopped instructing.

Originally Posted by bris

It was funny but any one thinking of buying a bike is going to be put off by that. Believe it or not my CBT instructor was called Dave, that bit did make me laugh.

So was mine

[Stu]

Originally Posted by bris

It was funny but any one thinking of buying a bike is going to be put off by that.

Clarkson test drove a Veyron. He liked it very much & recommended you buy one. Did you? Why ever not? V.

Originally Posted by Stu

Clarkson test drove a Veyron. He liked it very much & recommended you buy one. Did you? Why ever not? V.

It wouldnt go well with my Yatch and estatly mansion of course !

Anyway he said if you get on a bike your going to die... im not about to go throw myself down the road because he said so.

[Viney]

'Ann Summers Dungeon range'. Excellent.

The sad thing is, although most won't admit it, he's right in everything he says. Lets face it, if a motorbike was invented now, it would probably be banned!

Originally Posted by Viney

'Ann Summers Dungeon range'. Excellent.

The sad thing is, although most won't admit it, he's right in everything he says. Lets face it, if a motorbike was invented now, it would probably be banned!

its an illogical form of transport for sure. i agree with everything you say V.

ps my instructor was called Dave. he was a.k.a. chaos. great name

Didnt james may say somthing like that.

"a great idea, metal box with wheels and you put explosive liquid in it"
You'd never buy into it would you.

very funny

my instructor was also called dave

i think you missed a thing here have you ever seen clarkson do a review here is an example: this car breaks down every 15 miles you need the national lottery winnings to run it and has no abs traction control or airbags. it is so insanly fast and accelerates that quickly you hit mock 6 in the blink of an eye and have gone so far so fast your brain didnt have time to register the hairpin corner and your dead. and for all off this i love this car insane yes fun most definetly. my point being he only takes time to insult things he loves and cares about i wouldnt be surprised if he has a collection of busa s and ex race bikes hiding near that big lightning jet he has in his garden ( clarkson the closet biker)

He's a very funny man. I wonder what his personality is actually like, whether it is like his public personality..
Oh, I was taught to ride by a Dave..