why do I do it to myself?

[yorkie_chris]

You should have specified that when you said that you had quorn in the house, otherwise people might think you were a communist or something...

Originally Posted by Paul the 6th

When you know there's something bad about to happen, do you still push on regardless?

Am I the only one?

Me too... I have no feeling in the top of my right thumb to prove it.

Using the handle of the (just steeled, razor sharp Sabatier) kitchen knife to push a piece of meat into the mincer was much easier than walking three feet to the plastic pusher-downer thing.

Even as I was doing it I was thinking 'I wonder what would happen if the knife handle got caught in the mincing screw'...

[Paul the 6th]

and tonight, trying to make small talk with the bouncer at the taxi rank - I was being properly nice sharing a joke which he'd started - basically, he ended up looking at me like i was a sex offender... I should just become a miserable **** like everyone else and not speak to anyone or try and make anyone happy

[Bibio]

Originally Posted by Paul the 6th

and tonight, trying to make small talk with the bouncer at the taxi rank - I was being properly nice sharing a joke which he'd started - basically, he ended up looking at me like i was a sex offender... I should just become a miserable **** like everyone else and not speak to anyone or try and make anyone happy

naaaaaa ... better being nice i always say.. most bouncers are fuk!n arseh0les anyway .. well the ones round here are... anything remotely being intelligent conversation and they think you are taking the mickey...

[Paul the 6th]

well... stood in the queue for a taxi, 2nd in line behind 2 women, the bouncer looks straight into my eyes and says "i f***ing love the women coppers"... So I said "steady away matey, there's ladies about" in a half joking/half serious stylee. The bouncer looked at me like I just called his mother a slag, and the 2 "ladies" in front of me started shouting "EYUP WHO THE F**KS LISTENING TO OUR CONVERSATION?!"

you know what bouncer and horrible "ladies"? get f***ed... mashed

Was digging down to lay a ramp up into my garage the other weekend knowing that I should be wearing gloves to pick the larger sones out with as there were lots of sharp flints about... 10 seconds later a slice of left index finger is hanging off and blood everywhere. Still finished the job though!