Quick fix for Sky interrupted by birds?

[the_lone_wolf]

Originally Posted by Jayneflakes

First, take a stuffed bird of prey and nail it good and hard to the guttering above your dish.

Second, fishing line tied around the dish should make a suitable device to prevent roosting.

Thirdly, Nuke it from Orbit, just to be sure!

A can of WD40 and a lighter will make a handy flame thrower too, just do not use if you have a thatched roof.

Catch said bird and remove its intestines and adorn your naked body with its viscera.

There are many options, choose wisely.

Whatever he does he'll have to do it quickly 'cause it'll be dark soon, and they mostly come at night... mostly

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Get one of those sonic beeper that scares off birds......although that will rid your entire garden of birds which is not so good.

You could get one of those remote things so that you can activate whenever the signal goes/bird is sat on it.