Alfie, you naughty boy!

Originally Posted by Gene genie

in dont blooby think so was my reply. really......

that took me a few seconds to decipher lol!

Originally Posted by missyorkie_chris

Must have been a bit of cash involved...

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or a big bag of sweets

Originally Posted by missyorkie_chris

that took me a few seconds to decipher lol!

sorry missy, too busy while i'm typing. corrected for you.

Originally Posted by Gene genie

sorry missy, too busy while i'm typing. corrected for you.

you're too kind

I suppose young parenthood has one advantage, they'll mature a lot faster now they have early responsibility. He'll have a ten year old kid by the time he's 23, bound to put a bit of a dampener on things. But hey-ho, should have kept his c0ck in his power ranger y-fronts.

"Alfie, who is just 4ft tall, hasn't yet hit puberty and was 12 when the baby was conceived"

WTF? How does that work then?

Originally Posted by Ceri JC

"Alfie, who is just 4ft tall, hasn't yet hit puberty and was 12 when the baby was conceived"

WTF? How does that work then?

some lads develop quicker than others, he must be one of them lol.

[Luckypants]

Originally Posted by Ceri JC

"Alfie, who is just 4ft tall, hasn't yet hit puberty and was 12 when the baby was conceived"

WTF? How does that work then?

I thought that, put it down to ignorant Sun journo.

Originally Posted by missyorkie_chris

some lads develop quicker than others I guess, he must be one of them lol.

But the definition of puberty is becoming sexually mature (i.e capable). Unless he had hit puberty he could not have got her pregnant.

now awaits medical correction of just when boys become capable of having sex and impregnating a woman.

The headline should read:
Children raised by poor parents.

Why? Well...

“I will talk to him again and it will be the birds and the bees talk. Some may say it’s too late but he needs to understand so there is not another baby.”

That's why.

The kid if fscking 13, has had s3x, and hasn't had the birds & bees talk yet? My daughter was told that by 8!

The article also has the guts to refer to Alfie's parents as "mum" and "dad." Mother & father, perhaps.

[Supervox]

Originally Posted by Gene genie

could the father and the child both be nursery and school at the same time?
grandad said that his 13yr old son is quite responsible, and that he could've just shrugged his shoulders and carried on playing on his playstation.
young father said he does recieve £10.00 pocket money, ah well the childs education is sorted anyway.
a 12yr old girl had a crush on my eldest boy, and her mum said one day to me at school 'they need to spend more time together alone'. i dont blooby think so was my reply. really......

According to The Sun's website the quote goes as follows :-

"And Dennis, 45, said: “He could have shrugged his shoulders and sat at home on his Playstation. But he has been at the hospital every day.”

The article goes on - "He wanted to be the first to hold Maisie after the hospital birth. He tenderly kisses the baby and gives her a bottle"

Not quite the slant that you put on it Genie !!

Originally Posted by Supervox

According to The Sun's website the quote goes as follows :-

"And Dennis, 45, said: “He could have shrugged his shoulders and sat at home on his Playstation. But he has been at the hospital every day.”

The article goes on - "He wanted to be the first to hold Maisie after the hospital birth. He tenderly kisses the baby and gives her a bottle"

Not quite the slant that you put on it Genie !!

my source is sky news vox, don't do the tabloids. they're too heavy to carry with all the mags and free dvds in them.