If only all car sellers were as honest as this guy

Classic!

Q: Could you and would you deliver it to Glasgow if i won the auction? 26-Mar-09 A: No and No. Unless I get over a grand for it and you pay for my flight back to civilisation. By the way, i don't accept Scottish money as its worth even less that those Zimbabwean Dollars that someone tried to make me accept 2 days ago.

That made me chuckle

Epic ebay item

[Dave20046]

Originally Posted by Paul the 6th

Question: "Excellent spot. You should consider moonlighting as a proof reader. I have just noticed that you're (note spelling of you're fellow bidders) located in Tadley - one of my favourite places - where a car like that must make you a prominent and well respected member of the community. Are you not concerned that you will become an outcast? Lamentably, the bid price has exceeded the rally’s circumscribed maximum but I have published your ad on the company car blog here at Microsoft so expect some corporate enquiries.

Answer: " You work for Microsoft? I can see this would be an excellent company car from anyone in that fine organisation. Rather like your software the Rover will work for a while without any problems and then just stop for no apparent reason. Unlike your software it will not blame the user for the the fact it has decided to no longer work, neither will it then ask me if it can contact its parent organisation to report back on how crap it is."

brilliant

[Nicky S]

i cant stop laghing lol