Drunkest Guy Ever

[Bluepete]

I locked up a driver on Saturday night, so off his face on drugs he actually fell asleep in lane one of the motorway and ground to a stop. He was hospitalised he was so bad.

Pete

There is NO WAY that is just drink. He didn't even look that drunk, he looked like he was tripping!

But in his mind he was A1 and going for more. Brilliant

[Spiderman]

Originally Posted by Bluepete

I locked up a driver on Saturday night, so off his face on drugs he actually fell asleep in lane one of the motorway and ground to a stop. He was hospitalised he was so bad.

Pete

Had he been looking at your current avatar too long Pete? Thats ace that is mate.

And as for the guy in the vid, i honestly think he may have some motor neuron issues as well as being a little worse for wear. I knew a guy with motor neuron disease and everyone just assumed he was always off his face.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-jJjH2b4As

That was brill couldnt stop laughing

[dizzyblonde]

A couple of years back one of the neighbours had a boyfriend who really liked drinking a lot of pop whilst out on the town.
One night he came back, he woke me up, making a bit of noise outside my gate. he was so drunk he could pyhsically pick his head up off the floor, every time he did he just rolled about looking like a dying pigeon or something, not dis-similar to the guy in the vid.
The police came and asked him where he lived and pointed at my house...arrrgggghhh. He could hardly get any words out. When he did eventually get up off the floor, he decided he wanted to pee over my gate. Luckliy mr and mrs policepeople told him he couldn't live there, and stopped him using my gate as a pee post.
Carnivore said at the time (as he was used to posh house with no neighbours) that it was great entertainment and suggested we got the deckchairs out!
it took the police rather a long time to find out he lived next door but one..I wasn't going to stick my head out of the bedroom window and tell them, it was far much funnier watching them find out!

he cant get up but see him protect the beer!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZXvF_4nweI

+1 other substances.
I've been falling over drunk and when you get that bad you dont really want to move, usually the rooms spinning too much lol. He's far too frantic to be just hooked on the liquid, bit of Special K me thinks from the lack of co-ordination.