Funniest thing I think I have ever read

I thought it was funny....

And when did scoobs taser himself? and why??

Originally Posted by Jabba

funny.

But not as funny as Scoobs story about tasering himself

tell it again, tell it again!

[the_lone_wolf]

Originally Posted by Spiderman

jeez i must be having a sense of humour failure with these overlong american "jokes" recently.

There was a bat in my house, i went to get my paintball gun to scare it out with, shot at it but forgot to make sure the gun was empty (yes i'm american, we regularly do that) and blew the bats head off.
Wife was not amused and now i sleep on the sofa cos my wife is a horrible be-atch and cant see that i made a mistake and i'm not man enough to stand up to her either.

Thats how i read it....and i still dont think its funny. meh, just me i guess.

Anyway, we have a jokes thread for this kind of thing Mr Irishrob, please bear that in mind in future. Thanks.

Why so serious???*




*Three way irony ftw...

Originally Posted by Alpinestarhero

tell it again, tell it again!

http://forums.sv650.org/showpost.php...22&postcount=1

[CheGuevara]

Good story -have had a bat fly into my bedroom at night. Fortunately my wife didn't veto the use of linen (I captured it with a bath towel) as I don't own a paintball gun. Unfortunately I don't own a paintball gun as I wish I had this story to tell. Reminds me of the time I managed to swat a fly out of the air with a wire coat-hanger.

Awesome story, I guess Spidey doesn't get that "headshot" moment of pride . I like the way it is told.

[Spiderman]

no i get it, i just dont find it amusing.

i once got a frog with a magnificent head shot with my air rifle. You have no idea how bad i felt afterwards cos i was going for the can we had in the garden and the stupid frog jumped in the way of the .22 pellet, so i totally get it. but from another, far guiltier perspective.

Originally Posted by Spiderman

no i get it, i just dont find it amusing.

i once got a frog with a magnificent head shot with my air rifle. You have no idea how bad i felt afterwards cos i was going for the can we had in the garden and the stupid frog jumped in the way of the .22 pellet, so i totally get it. but from another, far guiltier perspective.

Poor little froggy, i hope you did feel really bad... POOR KERMIT

[Dave20046]

Originally Posted by Spiderman

but forgot to make sure the gun was empty (yes i'm american, we regularly do that)

In fairness idiotic british apes do it too, my mate once pointed a gun at my head, I snapped at him that it wasn't funny just dangerous, he looked at me like a beaten wife for a second then snapped back with "it's not ****ing loaded" and promptly stretched out his arm past my face, pulled the trigger......and *bang* a massive chunk of nearby wall exploded into a few hundred bits. followed by a few moments of silence, I think this smiley is the most relevant:

Originally Posted by Spiderman

jeez i must be having a sense of humour failure with these overlong american "jokes" recently.

There was a bat in my house, i went to get my paintball gun to scare it out with, shot at it but forgot to make sure the gun was empty (yes i'm american, we regularly do that) and blew the bats head off.
Wife was not amused and now i sleep on the sofa cos my wife is a horrible be-atch and cant see that i made a mistake and i'm not man enough to stand up to her either.

Thats how i read it....and i still dont think its funny. meh, just me i guess.

Anyway, we have a jokes thread for this kind of thing Mr Irishrob, please bear that in mind in future. Thanks.

thank's for that spidey, couldn't read it as it was just in your face.