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15-11-09, 12:58 PM

Should of put on a halloween costume and ran round the corner screaming at them with a bucket of cold water...

the look on there faces would be priceless

maviczap · 15-11-09, 01:30 PM

Used to hear my the people in the flat below me sh@gging, not very often mind, but their headboard used to bang against the wall in a rythmic tune. She was very nice, he was a complete @rse, never once spoke a word to me in all the time I met him.
Nicknamed him 'Headboard' after that
Heard some folk 'at it' in a hotel a few weeks ago, her screams could be heard down the corridor

Much to mine & my colleagues amusement. We didn't identify any culprits in the bar or at breakfast. Filthy animals

tonyk · 15-11-09, 02:26 PM

Shout out loud "how much she charging this time ? !!!!"

then listen for the fireworks.......

maviczap · 15-11-09, 02:44 PM

Or 'She was here yesterday with Kevin Smith'

15-11-09, 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maviczap

Heard some folk 'at it' in a hotel a few weeks ago, her screams could be heard down the corridor

Much to mine & my colleagues amusement. We didn't identify any culprits in the bar or at breakfast. Filthy animals

What's the point of a romantic break if she's not walking with a limp afterwards

Do wish some of those hotels would affix their headboards better, not so much because they bang against the wall but because some fingers might be gripping it at the time...

15-11-09, 03:20 PM

A tad jealous peeps

From my upstairs spare bedroom/ office window we overlook a little park
1,000,000 candle power flashlight has put some illumination on some interesting goings on.

Panic and shoot off in the opposite direction,one girl either tripped over or stood on her knickers and fell flat on her face--------------Priceless

maviczap · 15-11-09, 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dicky Ticker

A tad jealous peeps

From my upstairs spare bedroom/ office window we overlook a little park
1,000,000 candle power flashlight has put some illumination on some interesting goings on.

Panic and shoot off in the opposite direction,one girl either tripped over or stood on her knickers and fell flat on her face--------------Priceless

HaHaha great PMSL

15-11-09, 03:57 PM

I`d have loaded up the air rifle and let off a round or Two into his NuttBag .

Jayneflakes · 15-11-09, 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xXBADGERXx

I`d have loaded up the air rifle and let off a round or Two into his NuttBag .

Wow, are you that good a shot?

As an aside, just how legal is it to shoot the scrotums of philandering men in a park anyway?

maviczap · 15-11-09, 05:04 PM

Perfectly legal and above board, as its a form of contraception and pest control

Otherwise the end result will be another Chavette with a sprog

15-11-09, 12:58 PM	#11
GeneticBubble Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Bloody kids Should of put on a halloween costume and ran round the corner screaming at them with a bucket of cold water... the look on there faces would be priceless

15-11-09, 01:30 PM	#12
maviczap Member Mega Poster Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 9,097	Re: Bloody kids Used to hear my the people in the flat below me sh@gging, not very often mind, but their headboard used to bang against the wall in a rythmic tune. She was very nice, he was a complete @rse, never once spoke a word to me in all the time I met him. Nicknamed him 'Headboard' after that Heard some folk 'at it' in a hotel a few weeks ago, her screams could be heard down the corridor Much to mine & my colleagues amusement. We didn't identify any culprits in the bar or at breakfast. Filthy animals __________________ We're riding out tonight to case the promised land Make everyday count RIP Reeder - Jolly Green Giant and comedy genius

15-11-09, 02:26 PM	#13
tonyk Member Mega Poster Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: On the beach... Posts: 1,486	Re: Bloody kids Shout out loud "how much she charging this time ? !!!!" then listen for the fireworks....... __________________ "Meh" - ASM Forever, RIP. 13/03/1986 - 05/04/2008 "Better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and clear all doubts." Some days its not even worth chewing through the restraints...

15-11-09, 02:44 PM	#14
maviczap Member Mega Poster Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 9,097	Re: Bloody kids Or 'She was here yesterday with Kevin Smith' __________________ We're riding out tonight to case the promised land Make everyday count RIP Reeder - Jolly Green Giant and comedy genius

15-11-09, 03:20 PM	#16
Dicky Ticker Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Bloody kids A tad jealous peeps From my upstairs spare bedroom/ office window we overlook a little park 1,000,000 candle power flashlight has put some illumination on some interesting goings on. Panic and shoot off in the opposite direction,one girl either tripped over or stood on her knickers and fell flat on her face--------------Priceless

15-11-09, 03:57 PM	#18
xXBADGERXx Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Bloody kids I`d have loaded up the air rifle and let off a round or Two into his NuttBag .

15-11-09, 05:04 PM	#20
maviczap Member Mega Poster Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 9,097	Re: Bloody kids Perfectly legal and above board, as its a form of contraception and pest control Otherwise the end result will be another Chavette with a sprog __________________ We're riding out tonight to case the promised land Make everyday count RIP Reeder - Jolly Green Giant and comedy genius

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