Driving whilst picking your nose

[timwilky]

Ok?. Stupid question it is bloody compulsory.

How else are you to know just how much a dodgy dealer has wound back the odometer.


Simples! count the bogies, 1 bogie per 100 miles north of Birmingham, south of Birmingham there are a lot more bogies so a good estimate if 40 miles per bogie. until you get to London.

then start counting turds

[Jayneflakes]

Originally Posted by Bibio

pick it, Lick it, roll it, flick it.

You missed a bit...

Originally Posted by Bibio

is it just me but, i enjoy picking my nose. especially when you pick the kind that feels like your pulling your brain out, you know those long slimey bogars with the crusty bit at the beginning.

I once had a sinus infection that gave me such a head ache, I thought I had a bowling ball stuck in my head. In the end I reached in and found the offending slimy lump, but it would not come.

I reached in with tweezers and pulled, thinking it would bring out a nasty, but small lump. It felt like I was pulling a cork from a bottle and eventually the cork popped. A semi solidified lump, the size of a garden slug. The pain I had felt in my head simply vanished.

Yay for Boots tweezers, boo for bacterial sinus infections. I would describe the colour of the offending lump, but fear I would gag at the thought.

In a strange way I was so proud of the lump and wished that I could have shown it to people, but can you imagine the response? Oh well, I disposed of the lump sadly and with a sense of loss. However, I would never want to experience such a thing ever again.





What is the difference between Bogeys and sprouts?

I wont eat sprouts.

[Bibio]

yes i know i missed a bit, i was seeing who noticed. lickedy split.

Originally Posted by Jayneflakes

You missed a bit...



I once had a sinus infection that gave me such a head ache, I thought I had a bowling ball stuck in my head. In the end I reached in and found the offending slimy lump, but it would not come.

I reached in with tweezers and pulled, thinking it would bring out a nasty, but small lump. It felt like I was pulling a cork from a bottle and eventually the cork popped. A semi solidified lump, the size of a garden slug. The pain I had felt in my head simply vanished.

Yay for Boots tweezers, boo for bacterial sinus infections. I would describe the colour of the offending lump, but fear I would gag at the thought.

In a strange way I was so proud of the lump and wished that I could have shown it to people, but can you imagine the response? Oh well, I disposed of the lump sadly and with a sense of loss. However, I would never want to experience such a thing ever again.





What is the difference between Bogeys and sprouts?

I wont eat sprouts.

I bet pulling that out was the most immense feeling! Like when you finally manage to go for that pee you have held onto for hours until your face is purple and sweating with the pain and you have to do the penguin walk so the pee doesn't run down your leg.....

[Bluepete]

I'm a picker and licker, but it's especially embarrassing when in a big, shiny BMW X5 covered in battenberg! You forget how much people stare at you!

Pete ;0

[dizzyblonde]

I can't drive, but I'd pick my nose if I did. Theres much satisfactionj from rolling a great big bogie, then flicking it out of the window.


I pick my nose at traffic lights when I'm riding, usually cause its running down my chin! NOT

I'm feeling slightly queasy now!

a local radio station in a small town in SA had a anti nose picking "drive"... text in the number plate and details of the offender male/female type of car, location etc of anybody u saw picking their nose while driving and they broadcast it over the radio... it was rather funny at the time

[rowdy]

Nothing wrong with having a good rummage, however I draw the line at eating them.
I find holding them out the window while rolling them dries them out quicker for a faster flick, preferrably into the cabin of an unsuspecting Mercedes, or BMW convertible .

FFS. Perhaps instead of an 18+ section we ought to be considering a section for 6 year olds.