Excuse help?

[Spiderman]

ok if the truth aint your thing i understand where you're coming from.

Try one of these.

A milk float overturned at the bottom of my road this morning and the area has been closed for the frie brigade to come wash the milk and glass away.

or

I know it sounds bizzare but you may even see this on local news later today but a door from a plane fell out the sky and hit my roof, waiting for a builder to get here and see whats what.

or

call them about an hour after you're meant ot be at work and say...i know you woant beliee this but i've been in hospital all night and only just got in. Been in agony and all the xrays the docs did have shown nothing. they gave me tons of painkillers and told me to try and sleep thru the pain till i see a specialist in a couple of days.
if they ask whats your problem was just say "personal things i'd rather not discuss"


Some of the best lies of all time there

spiderman, theyre too beleivable for my liking :P

Thanks for all the help, ill spend tonight thinking of what ill do.

all wish me luck on getting the job though ey

21 grand a year start off im not even earning 10 atm

Originally Posted by Moojuicepez

hahaha ill say its the gheyness

I thought you were looking for a decent lie?!

What about...
You have a night job at a battery hen farm and you cant come in because you are egghausted.

Originally Posted by specialone

What about...
You have a night job at a battery hen farm and you cant come in because you are egghausted.

Taxi, for Specialone...

I can`t understand your reluctance to tell the truth? as others have said you are being made redundant so whats the problem with time off for an interview? I`m sure that by law they have to give you time off for interviews anyway?

[Spiderman]

Originally Posted by Moojuicepez

spiderman, theyre too beleivable for my liking :P

Thanks for all the help, ill spend tonight thinking of what ill do.

all wish me luck on getting the job though ey

21 grand a year start off im not even earning 10 atm

best lies are believable with just a touch of insanity thrown in ;0

Anyways bloody good lick man, to more than double your wages in one go? Go for it mate!!!

Yep they have to give you reasonable time off. If they can't be arsed to treat people with respect, why should you return the compliment?

[Bri w]

Book a docs/dentists appointment for 1 hr after, or before your interview then you have the genuine reason to be off. Just so happens you'll use a bit of extra time to go for an interview.

Or tell the truth, and if they sack you or make your life hell do 'em for wrongful/constructive dismissal.

Sorted.

Originally Posted by speedplay

Taxi, for Specialone...

Best i could come up with at short notice