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Old 19-04-10, 07:38 PM   #11
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Bri, ok you can join Dizzy's dad in the Ok Club
cheers matey. I was beginning to think I should behave like a blind twonk with little bike stickers on the car door.
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Old 19-04-10, 07:46 PM   #12
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Unfortunately Bri, you own a brand of car that is popular as a Rep's car, and therefore always going to be associated with twonk drivers

Clarkson & the Topgear team said Audi's had taken over from the Beemer as top rep mobile, and slated Audi drivers after that

Mind you I've just remembered my sister has one .

She's ex Royal Signals and was trained properly by the army, so she'll be in the OK club with you
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Old 19-04-10, 08:38 PM   #13
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Oi! See post no 5.

And I'm er overly cuddly and shiney on top

ooops missed that Bri....yeah you can join my dad in the nice Audi driver club
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Old 19-04-10, 09:06 PM   #14
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Now that's a good idea, thanks. Saves me wasting fuel riding around the vilage I think he lives in trying to spot his car
Except there'll be a record associating you & his car - depending on what you have in mind
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Old 19-04-10, 09:34 PM   #15
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Except there'll be a record associating you & his car - depending on what you have in mind
But no proof that Lozzo has committed any offence, sure he has plenty mates who will give him an alibi!
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Old 19-04-10, 09:46 PM   #16
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"Faites l'amour pas la guerre".

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Old 19-04-10, 11:14 PM   #17
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Can I be in that ok club too please! lol

If you see his motor, just find where he parks it and accidentaly walk a bit too close to it with your bike keys in hand - oopsie

Not that you would do that of course, to any officers reading this
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Old 20-04-10, 07:13 AM   #18
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Violence or retribution on your part only leads to trouble and you are above that.Any retribution is now pre-empted and in the light of day not worth getting yourself into trouble for now the red mist has subsided.
If you feel strongly about it report him to the authorities.
I have moments like that with people and it takes a better man to walk away----what goes around will come around and people like that get their comeuppances in life
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Old 20-04-10, 08:15 AM   #19
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Glad you didnt end up off because of the drivers stupidity, im seeing this more and more when im riding these days so do us all a favour and insert said 'old bent RD400 fork tube' sideways into the driver (you choose location) as a reminder not to do it to anymore bikers
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Old 20-04-10, 09:45 AM   #20
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This place is great at telling other people how to get revenge but how many actually have the bottle to do it.
I know that if somebody on a motorbike smacked me with an iron tube and I was in a car they would come off worst.
There is always somebody round the corner a little bit crazier than you.
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