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Old 20-05-10, 07:29 PM   #11
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Old 21-05-10, 10:21 AM   #12
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I'm going to have some fun with this dude. I like the FACT he's from Aberdeen in Scotland.....explians the poor litterary skills.

Good day ,
Thanks for the mail..I really likes to pay you in cash at hands.but right now I'm not within your reach that i could easily comes for the payment and pick-up the item once,so why we need talks better on another means of payment which is by means of Draft or Cheque,which is more secured and better than any other means of payment.




It's what i have been searching for the last 6 months.Thanks for everything.





Please help me take good proper care of it because i know by now its mine.But right now the month is drawing down to an END and i can see that i finally got one.





Really i want you to please send more pictures if available and if not its OK.









Well, the asking price is OK by me for £14,950.. I would be offering you £15,300 for the item only the shipping cost does not included.Reason for this is that i want you to make sure you reserved the item for me and consider it sold to any other enquiries.





I'm from Aberdeen in Scotland in UK,But i live by the sea side in PORTUGAL cos am a SAILOR. I always come home ( Aberdeen in Scotland in UK) every 4 Months and travel back to my place of work in Porto .





So,kindly get back to me,so i know which of the two is your most preferred means of payment for the said item.Thanks for the mail...


The payment will be in advance byCheque and i will need the following info:





1)Get back with the name to be written on the Cheque.





2)Your address where it is to be delivered (not a postbox address).





3)Your phone contacts (home/office/mobile) for an effective communication.





Also,I have forward your mail to my Associate to send you the payment and also instruct him to include the shipping fee to your payment,because he has arrange for the shipping..




I am really glad that you want me to get the item and i will be happy also when i actually get it.Please email me back today.





PLEASE NOTE: That the cheque /Banker's Draft will be cleared first before releasing the Item OK .





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Old 21-05-10, 01:37 PM   #13
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This is one of the best on 419 eater
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Old 21-05-10, 02:42 PM   #14
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? in portugal at the moment?
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Old 21-05-10, 02:55 PM   #15
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Man, i cant possibly read all that!!!!
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Old 21-05-10, 04:35 PM   #16
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Man, i cant possibly read all that!!!!
I'm trying to read it all.......outstanding. Given me a few ideas.
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Old 21-05-10, 04:54 PM   #17
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Just replied....I shall be sending Mr Thomas Brown some pictures of Barry Sheene's old bike.

Dear Mr Thomas Brown,

Hello sailor,

I am once again sorry for the delay in my email. I have been very busy in meetings all day.

I would like to sell you my motorcycle. I shall be sending you some photos of it very soon. I hope you will look after it well, I have owned it for over 35 years and it means much to me and would like to see it sold to someone that will love it just as much as I.

Could you tell me your friends name so that I will know him when he contacts me.

I may need to leave the UK for a few days, I need to fly back out to Africa for some more dealings. I think that I am too old to keep doing this.

My kindest regards, Peters Mullet.

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