"never touch a germy soap pump again"

How come Dettol kills all germs dead but Domesdos only kills 99.9%?

That's one tough germ!

C

[Bluepete]

Proper Minging...

Going into a house in Openshaw, Manchester to find three dogs dead in the kitchen, all of which must have had chronic diarrhoea without accessto the outside. The familly sitting in the front room, seeing only by the light of the TV - no bulbs in the house, and feeling something move under your foot.

Being invited to sit down to take a statement on a sofa that I think had more intelligent life in it that the owners. Then being offered a cup of tea in the same kitchen as the dead dogs. I couldn't even see the sink for the rancid, rotten take away boxes.

Lovely brew though!

Truth.

Pete

[maviczap]

Originally Posted by Bluepete

Proper Minging...

Going into a house in Openshaw, Manchester to find three dogs dead in the kitchen, all of which must have had chronic diarrhoea without accessto the outside. The familly sitting in the front room, seeing only by the light of the TV - no bulbs in the house, and feeling something move under your foot.

Being invited to sit down to take a statement on a sofa that I think had more intelligent life in it that the owners. Then being offered a cup of tea in the same kitchen as the dead dogs. I couldn't even see the sink for the rancid, rotten take away boxes.

Lovely brew though!

Truth.

Pete

Close, but having to open the sewage holding tank on a ship with 14 hairy arsed blokes on a regular curry & chilli diet, to fix a broken pump is my idea of proper minging.

Done it more than once because the pump was a bit micky mouse

Originally Posted by Bluepete

Proper Minging...

Going into a house in Openshaw, Manchester to find three dogs dead in the kitchen, all of which must have had chronic diarrhoea without accessto the outside. The familly sitting in the front room, seeing only by the light of the TV - no bulbs in the house, and feeling something move under your foot.

Being invited to sit down to take a statement on a sofa that I think had more intelligent life in it that the owners. Then being offered a cup of tea in the same kitchen as the dead dogs. I couldn't even see the sink for the rancid, rotten take away boxes.

Lovely brew though!

Truth.

Pete

The above...

and I don't like handrails or anything that lots of people touch..purely because I have dealt with so many "proper" minging people and I know that many dirty people touch things like that.

I really don't mind mud n stuff, I can even handle blood (depending on who it is coming from).

[DarrenSV650S]

Saw that ad tonight and thought exactly the same as you Dave

And even if you did wash your hands and got every last germ off, you'll pick up some more straight away when you turn off the tap or touch the door handle etc

Originally Posted by Bluepete

Proper Minging...

Going into a house in Openshaw, Manchester to find three dogs dead in the kitchen, all of which must have had chronic diarrhoea without accessto the outside. The familly sitting in the front room, seeing only by the light of the TV - no bulbs in the house, and feeling something move under your foot.

Lovely brew though!

Truth.

Pete

Lol, there are some houses that when you go in and are offered a brew, you politely decline.

[Bluepete]

MBK, it must be just us! I used to tutor baby Cops and I always bought them some anit-bacterial handwash. Harpurhey in the late '90's was a minging place.

You just have to work with the underbelly of society (No, not colleagues!) to see just how dirty people can be.

Pete

[Bluepete]

Originally Posted by bluefishman

Lol, there are some houses that when you go in and are offered a brew, you politely decline.

I once accepted a brew in a "customers" house. After hearing an odd noise, I went to the kitchen to find the bloke wiping the cup on his cat's ar$e.

He didn't see the funny side of CS spray on his loo-roll! That's a mucous membrane you dan't want to irritate!

Pete

[maviczap]

Not sure if this is true, but there's more germs in your mouth than in your bottom

[Dave20046]

Originally Posted by maviczap

Not sure if this is true, but there's more germs in your mouth than in your bottom

And for years I've been thinking I've been washing my bottom with my mouth...