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04-01-11, 12:58 AM
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Re: This'll raise a smile
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 I was refitting an exhaust recently and got interrupted halfway through. Came back out to the garage no more than an hour later and carried on but just couldn't get the header to seat properly. I took it on and off four or five times before I realised I'd fitted a second copper gasket. |
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04-01-11, 12:58 AM
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He, as in him, man, bloke, male........ No? Pete |
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04-01-11, 01:07 AM
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Re: This'll raise a smile
Erm...typical man....lol!
And thanks, I'm glad I make you smile!! |
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04-01-11, 01:10 AM
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Re: This'll raise a smile
This is good, im nowhere near as blonde as MBK, but still don't get it. Allow the eternal slagging to begin!
I lie.... 10 mins later, I do get it! 
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04-01-11, 02:24 AM
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Re: This'll raise a smile
Being a shift worker all my life, and often having to grab sleep whenever I can, I've come home from an early at 2pm, gone for a snooze, woken at 5pm, thinking its 5am and rushed off to work thinking I'm late for the 6am start..
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04-01-11, 10:48 AM
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Re: This'll raise a smile
Hey! I'm over 50 and I don't...er...er...I've forgotten what I was going to say.
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04-01-11, 10:55 AM
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Re: This'll raise a smile
I've done an oil drain and then replaced the oil without fitting the sump plug. I knew how much oil should be going back in so didn't bother checking the level until I was at that stage. It took a couple of seconds and a head scratch before I realised what I had done. That was an expensive service.
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04-01-11, 10:59 AM
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04-01-11, 12:42 PM
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04-01-11, 12:47 PM
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Re: This'll raise a smile
Not sure this joke works for everyone on here , Loz...
HNY btw - hope youre doing better and i see you down brands this year !
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