At what stage in a relationship is it acceptable to...

Originally Posted by BigBaddad

once her heads under the covers.

(german sauna?)

[Bri w]

Tell him to get a dog, then he can blame the dog.














....................................... I do

[Paul the 6th]

Originally Posted by Roberrrrt

(german sauna?)

Dutch Oven innit?

[Stu]

Mine made me laugh so much I didn't have any choice in the matter of letting rip.

Originally Posted by Stig

Although I have been caught out a couple of times. I've gone outside to pump not realising the good lady had followed me out the door.

My dad, by contrast, would enter the room, release it, and then leave again.

We decided that he, not Jupiter, was the 'Gas Giant' of the universe.

[dizzyblonde]

I only heard Peg fart for the first time the other day. Hes only just started belching in front of me, and says it isn't him when he does it

If someone can't fart and burp in front of their other half its a poor do in this day and age. We're a far more open minded planet than we were in the Victorian era when it was rude for everything to be done in the land of relationships.

just get on and do it, bad for you to hold it on, as already said, everyone does it! noting to be embarrassed about!

Club together and get him a colonic irrigation session for his birthday!

We got one for a guy at work (he was keen!) and our sense of smell has been returned to us! Well worth the fiver it cost.

Originally Posted by BigBaddad

once her heads under the covers.

YC swears by this rule...


I don't mind the concept of letting rip, its the smells I can't stand. YC is a fan of the silent but deadly ones and they have recently really started getting to me. So much so I start feeling ill and have to move somewhere else is he does it while sat next to me. Seems to be a lot worse when he drinks alcofrol, is this a common issue?

I guess at the end of the day you releasing methane means you need a visit to the toilet which in itself is a revolting way of looking at it but it tends to hold true. If I have to do it (because yes, women do it too, we're all human) it's not in the company of others, simple as

Originally Posted by missyorkie_chris

Seems to be a lot worse when he drinks alcofrol, is this a common issue?

Ahhhhhh, alcohol farts/dump.

Commonly spoke about upon a casual sunday drinking session to settle the stomache from the night before.