The Final Solution to the Pikey Problem

Originally Posted by Lozzo

I am staying weeeeellll out of this one.

My "slightly to the right of Attilla the Hun" politics may get me into trouble.

Ah go on, Lozzo, go on, go on, go on...

Originally Posted by DJFridge

Ah go on, Lozzo, go on, go on, go on...

Why am I hearing Father Jack saying 'Feck off'

[andrewsmith]

Originally Posted by yorkie_chris

Did that title get your interest?

So brought on by the dale farm clearance thread, what the devil can be done about pikeys?

We all know how nice they are and how they improve any area they move into, but what to do? As tempting as it is to suggest targeting any conglomeration of more than 3 caravans and knackered transit vans (that isn't a NEMCRC race meet ) with napalm, and then executing any survivors, men, women, children, dags, the lot... that's extreme and unrealistic even by MY standards.

So what to do? Personally I'd say the government needs to enact some anti-pikey laws, every time a campsite lands somewhere unwanted they can all be detained while all relevant government bodies have a look over their kit and vehicles, obviously they'll all be seized immediately for being stolen and full of red diesel. Harass them into the ground until their only option is to join normal society or bugger off and annoy some foreigners.

This seems perfectly reasonable to me, but obviously requires a police budget.




P.S unlike Messies thread any hate-filled, inflammatory and racist remarks are more than welcome here. Amusing rants as well as serious discussion encourages

I am not saying a thing in this thread as this discussion has been had very drunkenly with YC and Berlin at Croft (NEMCRC meet Ironically).

Thermite grenades an option YC?

[dizzyblonde]

Originally Posted by Teejayexc

Why am I hearing Father Jack saying 'Feck off'

no.....that be Mrs Doyle




Would we all loik a nice cuppa teeea

[andrewsmith]

'Feck off cup!!!"

May be we should all adopt a pikey, and get them off the streets, and we could have badges to that effect, like, I've got a pikey mate, or, I've rescued a pikey?

[dizzyblonde]

Originally Posted by bluefishman

May be we should all adopt a pikey, and get them off the streets, and we could have badges to that effect, like, I've got a pikey mate, or, I've rescued a pikey?

How about we keep them as pets and keep them in the shed at the bottom of the garden? Mines a bit full, but I'm sure one could sleep in the cardboard box between the bikes, it can come out once a week if I need anything polishing!

I think most of it has already been said. The laws are there, it's just that, historically, there has been no will to actually enforce them. They get little sympathy round our way - we had pikey transits in our yard looking for metal to nick only a couple of weeks ago and it's a fairly regular occurrence.

[yorkie_chris]

Originally Posted by dizzyblonde

How about we keep them as pets and keep them in the shed at the bottom of the garden?

Or under it?

This thread reminds me of the daily mail.

Tbh i couldn't give a flying feck about some gypos occupying a TINY slice of green belt land which they own no where near me! The 8mil plus wasted however does **** me off.