Pantene advert annoys me

Originally Posted by missyorkie_chris

I spend all advert breaks reading the small print (when I'm not making brews or abusing YC). I especially like the mascara ads, "False eyelashes were used in the making of this commercial..."

my gf mentioned this, surely it should be illegal/false advertising. if it really was the dogs dangleys of mascara, you wouldnt need to use fake eyelashes etc

Don't forget 'up to X% more volume'.

Not sure exactly what the standard unit of measurement of volume of an eyelash is.

saw a good one earlier aswell
"hair looks better and healthier!"

bottom of the screen in small print "hair treated with pantene vs non-washed hair"

of course it will look better, my bike looks better when i have washed it with just water than just dirty!

[Fallout]

Woaaaaahhhh bodyform.

[punyXpress]

And looking at the ' scientist ' - his hair is worse than mine!

Now they have added that posh totty to the advert , Nicky Hambleton-Jones ........ I`d certainly give myself earache trying to get to her ovaries :P

oh and dont forget "up to 100% flake free"


Reeeaaaaaaallllyyyyy? No Shi!t sherlock

since when do you look into a microscope wearing glasses......you can't see naff all. I always put my eye up to the cups the cut out external light, focus the right eye with the column then the left using the eye piece.

I hate her when she tilts her head a nods when said "experts" are talking.

Have you noticed how lovely her hair is, then she say she might try it..........sounds like she doesn't use the stuff herself and uses a product with salon performance at affordable prices.

[Bluepete]

"new and improved"

No.

It can't be.

It's either new, or it's improved.



Then there's "clears up to 100%" of dandruff.

How on earth could it clear any more than 100%!


FFS.

Clears up 100% of visible flakes,

I knew a girl like that


now look at her