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Old 08-05-12, 09:14 PM   #11
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Some of my Wee is White when I shake it too much
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Old 08-05-12, 09:19 PM   #12
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you're shaking it so much it's being sick Badger!
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Old 08-05-12, 09:20 PM   #13
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Some of my Wee is White when I shake it too much
and must take a good while to drain also
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Old 08-05-12, 10:17 PM   #14
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Not always yellow... down yourself a couple of litres of water with some ecstasy tablets mixed in and get back to me in an hour or so
So you clearly have done this, what is the result?
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Turn the light on you will find it is yellow.
That solved it. Thanks!
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Old 09-05-12, 07:37 AM   #16
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Drinking orange juice and taking berocca results in almost day glo orange pee, quite disconcerting the first time when the bathroom gets a little brighter
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Old 09-05-12, 07:42 AM   #17
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On a serious note (yes, boring), if you have a lot of dark pee, you're constantly dehydrated. There's strong evidence that can lead to kidney stones, which is about as pleasant as having to force a pebble out through your japseye .... oh hang on, it IS having to force a pebble out through your japseye.

Aim for mildly yellow pee people.

This was a public health announcement brought to you by clear pee man. Urination isn't just a necessity; it's a way of washing the dishes.
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Old 09-05-12, 08:59 AM   #18
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Why is poo brown then? It's like being 6 years old again
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If you washed the mud off your vegetables, it'd be green like mine.
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My wee is green, this is a result of medication and boy, did it freak me out when I noticed!
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