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Old 10-05-12, 04:15 PM   #11
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So does this woman have to take her top off to get to her phone whenever she gets a call?

What is her phone number?
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Old 10-05-12, 04:25 PM   #12
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So does this woman have to take her top off to get to her phone whenever she gets a call?

What is her phone number?
Given that women have cunningly worked out how to remove their bras without taking off their tops, I doubt you'll enjoy ringing her as much as she enjoys being called. Her phones on vibrate!

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Old 10-05-12, 07:20 PM   #13
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Given that women have cunningly worked out how to remove their bras without taking off their tops, I doubt you'll enjoy ringing her as much as she enjoys being called. Her phones on vibrate!

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Old 10-05-12, 09:43 PM   #14
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That bra is quite clever. Put the pouch on the other side and you'd look like a right t1t
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That bra is quite clever. Put the pouch on the other side and you'd look like a right t1t
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Old 11-05-12, 12:20 PM   #16
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Can't see the appeal to women with that one. Have your phone under your arm pit all day then put it to the side of your face to make a call. Nice
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It would also lead to water damage .
Sarah did it to her nocia but storing it in the front.
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Old 11-05-12, 01:41 PM   #18
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9.5/10 For the fail 3.5/10 for the stash place
Why did I read that as '3.5/10 snatch'?

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Why did I read that as '3.5/10 snatch'?

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