Good bike, sit, stay......roll over , theres a good girl!

[rictus01]

All my bikes get the same treatment, ride them long and hard, toss them away when they can’t service me anymore,they never get named.

But I always think of them as my mistress, and here’s why.

1. They have a hold over you, you just can’t explain.
2. They’re just a little dangerous, but nice with it.
3. you make any excuse to the wife, to go for a ride
4. you don’t love, more lust after it
5. it eats all your money, but you don’t care
6. you never quite get enough time with them
7. 3 days without it, makes you itching to get back on
8. if you’re not riding, you’re thinking about riding it

Had a mistress for the last 30yrs (in the above context) and can’t/ don’t want to see and end.


Disclaimer: - I haven’t had a mistress (except the bikes) at anytime and just used a vivid imagination for the above (just in case the wife reads this).

Originally Posted by rictus01

All my bikes get the same treatment, ride them long and hard, toss them away when they can’t service me anymore,they never get named.

But I always think of them as my mistress, and here’s why.

1. They have a hold over you, you just can’t explain.
2. They’re just a little dangerous, but nice with it.
3. you make any excuse to the wife, to go for a ride
4. you don’t love, more lust after it
5. it eats all your money, but you don’t care
6. you never quite get enough time with them
7. 3 days without it, makes you itching to get back on
8. if you’re not riding, you’re thinking about riding it

Had a mistress for the last 30yrs (in the above context) and can’t/ don’t want to see and end.


Disclaimer: - I haven’t had a mistress (except the bikes) at anytime and just used a vivid imagination for the above (just in case the wife reads this).

same mistress?
strange most ppl voted the top yes... i voted the bottom yes, guess i am just different... :P :P

I give mine lot's of hugs and kisses.