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09-02-06, 01:27 PM
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Too many to mention
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09-02-06, 01:28 PM
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09-02-06, 01:37 PM
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My mates mum maged to crash her car into her front door, which was up a 2 foot step and she lodged the front wheel drive car on the step and she could not revers it off,
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09-02-06, 01:50 PM
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I forgot my wife's surname when we got married - the registrar asked if we had met before! I should have been listening really.
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09-02-06, 02:09 PM
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Dumbest thing I ever did was go camping in South Wales.
Tangled with plod in North Wales who threatened to do me for a breach of the peace. 8:30 in the morning. he stopped my car. gave it a going over lights, horn, tyres. "whats in the boot?", "camping gear", "get it out? Points at the 2 crates of ale and says "whats that". "Well it looks like beer to me". "Why you got it in your car?" "Because it is Saturday and we have been told some parts of wales is dry on a sunday so its to amke sure we can have a drink" F*ging English *******s come here to take the p155. He escorted us back to the Englsh border. So jumped down motorway and off next juction and took a slightly different route. So in South Wales everything is splendid. on the sunday goes off down the M4, Bang, "What is that". 5 miles later Bang, Bang Bang and Rear offside wheels parts company. so parked up on the hard shoulder and called breakdown. Time to open beer. Along comes plod. "Everthing alright lads?" "not really but everything is under control". "Who is the driver", "Me", "Don't have too many because your technically still in charge". Refreshing change on previous day. Well The dumbest thing was I got a bit friendly with this girl and her mate who were camping on the same site. Got an invite down to visit her the following weekend, and again and again. etc. 6 months of every weekend in Hereford later, our engagement is announced. WTF, how did that happen. Not totally happy, so it took me another couple of weeks to make sure I was definately not going to get wed. Told her. Lots of tears and I leave smiling. Bumped into one of the lads I went to South Wales with a few weeks ago. He ripped into me chronic about the Hereford cow, He thought it was hilarious. For me I was dumb and did not see it coming. I was not used to these fast city women with agendas. Damm how did I get caught out by the current Mrs Wilkinson
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