Medical question. Guys only

Due to waiting lists I opted for a low budget version performed by a middle eastern medic that I had been put in touch with.

No shaving, no drugs or aneasthetic. A simple procedure which involved the sudden captivation of a couple of items between a pair of common or garden house bricks. IHTH

[Stu]

Don't remeber the op being bad or the drive home, then the pain set in for the next 6 months, crippling for the first 2 weeks
Sympathy - not much, still got sent out to buy a Christmas tree a few days after it.

Originally Posted by Peter Henry

No shaving, no drugs or aneasthetic. A simple procedure which involved the sudden captivation of a couple of items between a pair of common or garden house bricks. IHTH

Certainly that now explains a few things .


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Originally Posted by jonboy

Certainly that now explains a few things

Like the size of his chicken-strips, you mean?

Oh really! You boys are such wusses (I think that's what you young people say today). It's only a little snip - not like what we girls go through with an episiotomy.

No, just get a thick red felt tip pen, and write across your abdomen. "Cut only from the centre - nothing off the end please." Then lie back and think of nurses staring at you.

[Biker Biggles]

Is that where the expression"I'd be brickin it " comes from?
Anyway should'nt this be in Idle Bollox?

Originally Posted by Jabba-the-Hutt

Jog home from the clinic afterwards............it'll be OK and will impress your mates down the boozer

Does that mean women can't reply??

I wouldn't recommend drinking for a while afterwards! Guy next door where I used to live got home from his op, took of his Jock Strap then went down the boozer. The next day he was swollen like a balloon and black and blue, looked like he HAD been hit with 2 bricks!

Whereas my friends husband had no problems at all. Said it was uncomfortable for few days but that was it. He had couple of days off work then back as delivery driver. He said worst part was trying to get leg up into his lorry *Ouch*

I did wonder why Abdullah,(or affectionately known as Dr. Curry Finger) gave me a length of hose pipe to place in my mouth which was dipped in to a full bucket of water.

However all became obvious as mentioned impact was made and half the bucket was sucked up in one massive intake.

He informed me that the water would be better to help flush out the "badness" as I mended!

Edited for Balky's benfit! :P

I chickened out, so had the wife spayed instead. :P

Originally Posted by stu369

Sympathy - not much, still got sent out to buy a Christmas tree a few days after it.

Somehow mate this deosn't suprise me!

A mate of mine had this done and was laid up for 6 weeks (so he says). Says it was the worst pain he'd ever felt. Don't think I will ever go through this, I'd rather just double bag!