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Old 19-03-07, 10:52 AM   #11
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Default Re: How do you stop dogs peeing on your bike?

follow him home and **** on his front door to be honest
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Old 19-03-07, 11:08 AM   #12
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Shoot it with one of these
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Old 19-03-07, 11:10 AM   #13
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Park it in the garage.
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Old 19-03-07, 11:22 AM   #14
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I wonder if there's some sort of battery powered electric 'fencing' stuff u can get to go round the bottom of the cover...

Have you ever peed on an electric fence? I know a couple of people who have once... and will NEVER do it again...
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Old 19-03-07, 11:23 AM   #15
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Default Re: How do you stop dogs peeing on your bike?

get some of those south american fish that supposidly swim up the trail of urine and stick themselves into your John Thomas. Need to go off to google now find out what they are
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Old 19-03-07, 11:25 AM   #16
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found it, it is a candirú
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Old 19-03-07, 03:57 PM   #17
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found it, it is a candirú
LOL, that sounds painful

I think the best (and most fido-friendly) solution would be the chemical approach so Baph, if you could let me know those urls that would be great.

Electricity though would provide the most entertainment
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Old 19-03-07, 04:09 PM   #18
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leave a few orange peels around it. Its a way people stop their dogs doing it in the house (and cats for that matter). Apparently they hate the smell so steer clear
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leave a few orange peels around it. Its a way people stop their dogs doing it in the house (and cats for that matter). Apparently they hate the smell so steer clear
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Old 19-03-07, 04:24 PM   #20
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Shoot it with one of these
Wonder if that works on ex girlfriends
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