Summer Solstace

So Christmas must be on the way Time to start compiling the wish list

Originally Posted by DanDare

..........Burn them All!

I'll bring the matches!

Originally Posted by DanDare

Salisbury City Centre is full of hippies this morning.........


..........Burn them All!

Originally Posted by Jdubya

I'll bring the matches!

Wrong time of year - it's Beltaine when you have the big bonfires.

I shall now go and hide my knowledge and shame at my self-hippification.

In the vein of all things hippie, here are a few jokes...

Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? He was too far out, man!
What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi
How do you know a hippy has been staying at your house? He's still there.
What did the hippie say after the drugs wore off? 'Man, this music sucks!'

Of all the cruel things said so far about burning and stuff I just have to point out that Ed's christmas comment was the nastiest of the bunch...

No-one (apart from those christmas nutters) likes or needs to hear that word until at least November and even then it's the most vile of swear-words...

You're a cruel, cruel man...

Happy Summer Solstice everybody.

It's all downhill from here as the days now get shorter again.

Another Long-Haired Hippy

And in response to "Hippie Pings's" outburst, I shall post some more pokes at hippies!



You Might Be A Hippie If ...

Your hair contains a fully functional eco-system.
You've ever put a flower is someone's hair.
You child is named after a celestial object.
Answering "what's your favorite Dead song?" takes five minutes.
Breaking up with your girlfriend leaves you homeless.
You carry a picture of Gandhi in your wallet.
You're at a funeral and you light a joint after the eulogy.
You don't object to being labeled a hippie.
There's people you consider family and you don't know their last name.
Half your funiture is bean bags.
You're always getting pulled over and searched , and you're white.
Out of habit, you pass your cigarette to whoever’s sitting next to you.
You name you children Bud, Herb, and Mary-Jane.
You roll perfect cigarettes.
You're still waiting for those flashbacks.
People you never met before ask if you can get them some weed.
You think 'All You Need Is Love' was written by Ghandi.
You can fall asleep in the mud under the rain.
You trespass onto private property to pick flowers.
If ... hey, what was I talking about?

Jdubya -

Originally Posted by wyrdness

It's all downhill from here as the days now get shorter again.

It's not happy...it's horrible!! Before we know it we'll be coming home from work in the dark Even tho it's usually grim on 21/12 at least you know things can only get better!!