Christmas Tree's up

[Wideboy]

Originally Posted by andyb

Ahh you've gotta do better than that for hiding your bike keys, how about a bucket of ice water balanced above the door somehow?

easy have the door slightly ajar balance the bucket on the top, then when he comes home hey presto

i have no experience in these matters

No, change the looks while he's out, then re-arrange the number and ask a stranger to come over to open the door if he knocks.

Kinvig mate, I wasn't dissing your guitar lol.

I meant:

Exchange this axe:


For this axe:


And use it to cut your tree down lol.

P.s I play too, 1979 Ibanez Artist

Originally Posted by Brian

Kinvig mate, I wasn't dissing your guitar lol.

I meant:

Exchange this axe:


For this axe:


And use it to cut your tree down lol.

P.s I play too, 1979 Ibanez Artist

oh....yeah I forgot that "axe" could have a different meaning.......

Originally Posted by Kinvig

oh....yeah I forgot that "axe" could have a different meaning.......

Hehe

[northwind]

Originally Posted by Kinvig

That's a fender acoustic, I'll have you know.

I used to have a Fender acoustic:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4fTz40svwPM

Northy,

I've now been sitting here for a good 5 mins thinking of somthing to say regarding such blatent blasphemy.

And to be completley honest i'm stuck for words, speachless even.

The poor luthier who made that guitar probably poured his heart and soul into making that fine instrument, wore his knuckles to the bone sculpting its fine contours.
Skillfully crafting a finely tuned precise instrument of music, and for what?... to be thoughtlessly tossed into a simple campfire with no regard what so ever.

But then I think, hey it's a post-CBS Fender and it probably only took an hour to make anyway, so WOO, YAY!!!!!...

[northwind]

Ah, no, there was plenty of regard involved, it was thoroughly planned out It was an MA-1 (they used to be branded Fender not Squier), I found it on sale for £20 in a local shop with a really ropey neck break repair- and it was one of the rubbish korean 3/4 size ones that sounded like a biscuit tin with rubber bands on too, about £90 new. When I told them I just wanted something rubbish to take to Reading, and not bother bringing back, they gave me it for a pound.

So, I restrung it, instantly increasing its cost by 700%, and we took it with us, in a binbag. It was terrible, almost unplayable, but it attracted all sorts of interesting oddballs. Then, on the last night, we broke it over my head and then burned it. Far too good an end for such an appalling piece of rubbish.

It turned out to be a bit tougher than we thought though, and cut my head open- I had a job interview, for the job I have now, 2 days later and I still had a big l-shaped cut right in the middle of my forehead. "Bumped it on a shelf".

Grinch, where are you?

Kill this thread!

All Hail Grinch the Xmas killer!!

happy xmas every body